literally shooting the shit

Shooting actual shit. That's right, as in pooping. Not conversing, talking, or otherwise socializing, but instead shooting actual shit. Don't say "literally" unless you mean it to be literal.

"She was on the toilet literally shooting the shit for hours. It was an unpleasant experience for all."

by shitshooter911 June 12, 2012

Shoe Shopping

The art of smoking marijuana.

Hey Mike, I'm down to go shoe shopping tonight.

by ProfessionalShoeShopper December 8, 2009

shooting the duke

term that has two meanings:
taking a shit
inserting a tampon

hey bra, pull to the taxathon..i gotta shoot the duke

hey sally, do you have a bullet...i gotta shoot the duke

by mister fister October 2, 2003

Shopping Trolley

A car, usually a falling to pieces hatchback that's older than the owner, with ridiculously excessive rear spoiler stuck on it,amongst other things, making it resemble Tesco's finest. Almost exclusively driven by those of the ned persuasion, at high speeds (till it inevitably breaks down or crashes) and with some form of trance house music on, preferably with the windows rolled down to share said music with the public at large. People driving them think they look the shit, but in reality would have as much sophistication and subtlety if they were wheeled around in an actual shopping trolley.

Not only is he driving a shopping trolley, but he's chosen to respray it neon orange... And he's a 35 year old man wearing glasses and high waisted jeans... he thinks he's cool bless...

by Abbey-Sara May 25, 2008

shooting your eye out

something bad happening after being repeatedly warned it would, like Ralphie in "A Christmas Story"

Boy, you really ended up shooting your eye out last night. I told you not to drive around without car insurance, and you ended up getting a ticket for 700 dollars...

by Ralphie1963 December 19, 2009

Shooting the Mud

1. An inconsequential term used to describe ambiguous activities with a friend.

Person A:"What're you doing on the weekend?"

Person B:"I'm headed up to Terry's, we're gunna be shooting the mud to all weekend. Probably won't leave the house."

Person A:"Probably won't leave the bedroom, you mean."

by SaltyGeorge September 26, 2011

shooting smack

to shoot up herion

That guy has been shooting smack since he was a teenager

by sinnamon roll December 4, 2016