Embracing Your Inner Charlie Sheen

To do coke.

"Hey kids, what are you doing?!"
"Oh, hi Mr. Daniel's. We're just embracing our inner Charlie Sheen."
"Oh...Do you think I could have any of that?"

Bob-"Yesterday I saw someone doing coke. I'm like, 'Are you embracing your inner Charlie Sheen?'"
Bob2- What he say?
Bob- He shot me.

by FFFFFUUUUUUUU May 12, 2011

When Charlie Sheen does a mountain of coke. . .

A statement made in that sounds incredibly obvious

Tim: Bitches be tripping
Eric: When Charlie Sheen does a mountain of coke. . .

by Rostra Maximus April 4, 2011

If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm going to be really pissed

a phrase used by people who live a clean life and realize that people who lives a life of drugs, alcohol and hookers-in-closets are not only enjoying life more, but are going to live longer and rule the planet

Brian: Well I'm glad that you had so much fun on Friday getting crunked and chasing tail all weekend while I was helping my sister move for the third time this year.

Steve: Yeah bro, it was pretty wild

Brian: If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm going to be really pissed !

based on Chuck Lorre's response to Charlie Sheen's comment, "Chuck, I will outlive you. I will piss you off,..."

by smohr March 3, 2011

Sheening

Thinking of someone you are sexually attracted to while you produce stool

I wanted to go to the bathroom but someone appears to be sheening in there. It’s loud. I want to go home and sheen in my own toilet

by carlayyyy April 23, 2022

The sheen

When you have EVERY STD known to man, you have the "sheen".

Yeah like Charlie sheen!

I heard that girl had two and a half men in her at once , she caught AIDS and completed the sheen !

by Jiggaman1306 June 18, 2016

Sheen

The act of doing a line of cocaine off of an erect penis

He told us we could have all the coke we wanted, as long as we sheened it. Five of us went through a ball in half an hour. 10/10. Will do again.

by JAR420 September 11, 2022

Sheen Rule

Not smoking crack 12 hours before going to work.

Dude, you look high. Major violation of the "Sheen Rule".

by Josarina March 13, 2011