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Sexplosions 

The skittles sold in the purple bag that come in a variety of delicious tropical flavours.

They are widely known as Sexplosions because the designers of the bag put a large image of a skittle emblished with a huge "S" directly to the left of the word "Explosions" So when one originally views the text, they read "S-explosions."
"I'm gonna go get some Sexplosions out of the vending machine!"

"Hey bud, mind sharing some of your delicious Sexplosions with me?"

see also skittles candy
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Banana Explosion 

When a 27 year old virgin performs fellatio on a guy, but due to poor education retention she insists upon using a banana flavored condom. She brings the condom. This action results in an explosion of banana flavored confusion for the male participant.
Guy 1: This 27 year old virgin went down on me last night. Weird thing, though, was that she used a banana flavored condom. Who wants to suck on a banana flavored cock?
Guy 2: A girl that wants a banana explosion.

Meth Lab Explosion 

Native to the midwest region of the United States, particularly Iowa. After sex wait for your partner to leave the room. When she does let one rip and seal it under the covers. It is vital that the fart be contained completely under the covers. When she returns offer her some of the covers. Release the fart and exclaim KABOOM!
My girlfriend had to buy new sheets after a post-Taco Bell meth lab explosion.

Nuclear Explosion Orange 

This is what happened to me. I bleached my hair, dyed it red, washed it, watched it turn pink, dyed it red again a few months later, washed my hair, watched it go Nuclear Explosion Orange.
Justin looks like he stuck his head in a nuclear reactor to get that Nuclear Explosion Orange hair!
Nuclear Explosion Orange by Tonbogiri September 16, 2006

Choclate explosion

A Chocklate Explosion is the act of Anal sex Then upon Withdrawling a big shit sprays all over your penis.
I was trying anal with my girlfreind last night for the first time when i pulled out she gave me a hot steamy choclate explosion.
Choclate explosion by Insane89 November 22, 2010

Cream Soda Explosion 

The cream soda Explosion is when a man is about to have a origasm inside of a woman and scares her by pretending to have a seizure and then has the origasm while screaming " Cream Soda!" and still shaking.
Woman 1: Man joe was crazy last night in bed, he started shaking and did the deed while screaming.

Woman 2: oh my, he must have done a Cream Soda Explosion on you.