by Thor from Whitestone March 18, 2023
Get the Scottish Dumplingsmug. An embarrassing and mythological maneuver one claims to had performed during and altercation in which he/she/questioning had unquestionably lost but cannot accept the loss and thus claims to had performed on the true victor in a pathetic display of denial .
by FinestScotchman June 17, 2017
Get the scottish arm barmug. Usually a family very close either living in Scotland or separated across the world. Full of energetic drunks warriors, the most mental people you will ever meet.
by Rajie December 19, 2022
Get the Scottish familymug. An embittered, jealous person, who is pathetically weak in both mind and body and usually repugnant to behold and/or a gingernut.
A 'Scottish' person will always be dependant for their very existence on the English - but will continually slag them off and try to belittle them in a laughable attempt to regain some self respect - a fact which they universally loathe and try to deny, all to no avail.
'Scottish' people are extremely arrogant and think themselves superior to all other nations, often claiming to be invincible fighters*(!)
Chronically insecure, prone to alcoholism and crack-inhalation, the average 'Scottish' person is one to swerve as they are beset with misery and are always to be found whining.
A 'Scottish' person will always be dependant for their very existence on the English - but will continually slag them off and try to belittle them in a laughable attempt to regain some self respect - a fact which they universally loathe and try to deny, all to no avail.
'Scottish' people are extremely arrogant and think themselves superior to all other nations, often claiming to be invincible fighters*(!)
Chronically insecure, prone to alcoholism and crack-inhalation, the average 'Scottish' person is one to swerve as they are beset with misery and are always to be found whining.
"Look at the state of that! What a tramp!"
"He's Scottish.."
"Oh, right."
"Does anyone know the reason Andrew commited suicide?"
"He was Scottish..... poor sod".
"Look at that transvestite over there wearing a miniskirt in broad daylight!"
"He's Scottish"
"I wonder how he came to terms with that?"
"I'd rather be dead than Scottish, they're the laughing stock of the globe"
"He's Scottish.."
"Oh, right."
"Does anyone know the reason Andrew commited suicide?"
"He was Scottish..... poor sod".
"Look at that transvestite over there wearing a miniskirt in broad daylight!"
"He's Scottish"
"I wonder how he came to terms with that?"
"I'd rather be dead than Scottish, they're the laughing stock of the globe"
by TheValeyard January 27, 2023
Get the Scottishmug. by abitdodgey August 15, 2023
Get the Scottish Birthdaymug. It’s not an Irish exit, but it’s close. When you create a reason to leave the bar that’s fictitious. You need to go, so you came up with a reason that’s believable for your friends to not give you shit.
Tuc said she has to go hangout with her boyfriend so she can’t go to the next bar with us. Which is a Scottish exit.
by NYCboys May 25, 2025
Get the Scottish Exitmug. The only way people take a shower in Scotland. It consists of using a whole can of deodorant (usually Lynx) and spraying it all over, even on the face and others around, essentially sharing a shower and intoxicating others in the room.
David sees that Steven is using a whole can of Lynx on himself yet again after 5 minutes.
David: "Steven I see you're taking a Scottish shower again, yeah."
Steven: "Shut up, you RO gipsy; you don't even know what a shower is."
“Illia: laughs in Ukrainian.
Marek's Polish accent: "Ah, yes, Scottish shower lynx, the stink."
David: "Steven I see you're taking a Scottish shower again, yeah."
Steven: "Shut up, you RO gipsy; you don't even know what a shower is."
“Illia: laughs in Ukrainian.
Marek's Polish accent: "Ah, yes, Scottish shower lynx, the stink."
by xxracth54xx February 6, 2025
Get the Scottish Showermug.