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Shmegg

Shmegg, schmegg;

Verb: to smoke cannabis.
Shmegg, schmegg, shmeggie, schmeggie;

Noun: • a joint or blunt;

• an amount of, or

an ounce of cannabis;

(Whole shmegg, half shmegg,

Q shmegg, 8 shmegg,

G shmegg…)

1st vocalized by a fearless Southwest red rock hiker/climber, in 1989, before he & his Soul Brother set out on a short journey & sketchy ascent:

‘Shmeggie’ sounds like ‘schmegegge’ to a Yiddish speaker. Makes twisted sense, as ‘schmegegge’ can refer to a ‘silly’, ‘dopey’, ‘goofy’ person, (as well as its somewhat more negative connotations).

(The word is NOT associated with the genital ‘cheese’ called, ‘smegma’.)
“Let’s shmegg now… then when we get to the top of the mesa & find a spot, I have another shmegg as a reward. I have a Q shmegg at home for later!”

Why ‘shmegg’?

“Sounds like ‘smoke. So we can

say it in public’.”

🎼“Pass de shmeggie

on de left hand side…”🎶
by Starwindwalker December 4, 2025
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Shmegg

Shmegg, schmegg;

Verb: to smoke cannabis.

(Now Vape also)
Shmegg, schmegg, shmeggie, schmeggie;

Noun: • a joint or blunt;

• an amount of, or

an ounce of cannabis;

(Whole shmegg, half shmegg,

Q shmegg, 8 shmegg,

G shmegg…)

1st vocalized by a *fearless Southwest red rock hiker/climber, in 1989, before he & his Soul Brother set out on a short journey & sketchy ascent.

‘Shmeggie’ sounds like ‘schmegegge’ to a Yiddish speaker. Makes twisted sense, as ‘schmegegge’ can refer to a ‘silly’, ‘dopey’, ‘goofy’ person, (as well as its somewhat more negative connotations).

(The word is NOT associated with the genital ‘cheese’ called, ‘smegma’.)
“Let’s shmegg now… when we get to the top of the mesa & find a spot, I have another shmegg as a reward. There’s a

Q shmegg at home for later!”

Why ‘shmegg’?

“Sounds like ‘smoke’. So we

can say it in public’.”

🎶 “Pass de shmeggie

on de left hand side…”🎶
by Starwindwalker December 4, 2025
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bobby schmergetz loves to come to class and sing sound of music
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