Pragmatic notification by text, email, phone call to notify someone that their relationship with you is now at an end.
"Did you hear? Peter , the cowardly twunt, issued Linda with a relationship P45 by text!"
"Quick! Get the tissues. She's gonna blow!"
"Quick! Get the tissues. She's gonna blow!"
by Eema Braazkumov July 15, 2016
Get the Relationship P45mug. 1. Typically a friendship or bond that is limited to the glass screen, or smart phone.
2. A friendship that occurs via text which is usually that status of "close friends", but is basically nonexistent in "real life".
These friendships usually occur under the nose of other friends. More often than not, these "close" friendships occur between two people you never thought would talk to each other.
2. A friendship that occurs via text which is usually that status of "close friends", but is basically nonexistent in "real life".
These friendships usually occur under the nose of other friends. More often than not, these "close" friendships occur between two people you never thought would talk to each other.
Jen the scene kid and Scott the Jock were a part of a 6 person group of friends. Their one-on-one chemistry in the friendship was nonexistent until Scott picked up "them digits". Several months later the other 4 friends were utterly shocked when Jen and Scott started dating since they never talked to each other in person. They concluded that they must have been having a secret textual relationship.
by The Jon Harrison June 5, 2014
Get the textual relationshipmug. by AA 💜 December 2, 2018
Get the Ghosted relationshipmug. A relationship between two people that just involves short Snapchat conversations and no dates. Hangouts usually just involve hooking up. A very friends with benefits relationship that involves communication through Snapchat. Very little text besides the occasional “caring” conversation
Person 1: How is the relationship going?
Person 2: I’m a little iffy about it, I feel like it’s more like a snapchat relationship, we don’t go out on dates, unless it’s in his house if you know what I mean.
Person 2: I’m a little iffy about it, I feel like it’s more like a snapchat relationship, we don’t go out on dates, unless it’s in his house if you know what I mean.
by TheGirlfriendTranslator October 30, 2019
Get the Snapchat Relationshipmug. A phrase used to describe a happy couple whose relationship you believe will only end when they're both old, grey, and one of them is dead.
by muchginger_wow August 17, 2014
Get the Deathbed Relationshipmug. A common way of men (especially American men) being treated by women, whereby the man is valued not for who he is, but for the role that he fulfills in the woman's life. Similar to the way some men treat women as a sex-object.
Wow, Julie has no clue as to what her husband wants or needs, it's all about her. The poor guy is a total relationship object.
by ajd6460 April 24, 2010
Get the relationship objectmug. aka Relay Points
a) Akin to Guy Points in that when you do something simple or acknowledgeable for your partner that you don't really want to do or simply never thought of doing and can be used of evidence that you really care in your relationship.
a) Akin to Guy Points in that when you do something simple or acknowledgeable for your partner that you don't really want to do or simply never thought of doing and can be used of evidence that you really care in your relationship.
Girlfriend: Wow when was the last time you've done something like that for me?
Boyfriend: Are you kidding me? What about all those relationship points I racked up on those "shopping expeditions" with your mother?
Boyfriend: Are you kidding me? What about all those relationship points I racked up on those "shopping expeditions" with your mother?
by JooceyFr00t November 29, 2011
Get the Relationship Pointsmug.