daily boner quota

The accumulative act of popping erections at the sight of an attractive woman.

Used to verify the basic level of attractiveness of any given woman.

Abbreviation: DBQ

See also: "strokability scale"

Upon seeing a hottie: "Check out that girl, she's helping me reach my daily boner quota."

Upon seeing a fug: "The DBQ is down five points today."

Upon jizzing one's pants: "I just went over my daily boner quota."

by rogius April 11, 2011

Quotev

'Quotev' is a bad website that deletes innocent people off of their website and never lets them come back. It also misinterpreted cyber bullying by punishing the victim of the bullying.

'I got deleted off of Quotev because I reported somebody being racist. DO NOT JOIN QUOTEV.'

by EleanortheAngry September 11, 2015

Quotev

Quotev is a place known for people who like to write stories, make quizzes and polls, or even join groups. Its a place where you can post activities, and things like that.

Not only that, its filled with some pretty shitty people, and I wouldn't recommend it. People rarely ever make stories or quizzes anymore and are too busy hiding behind a picture of their favorite celebrity. In all the other definitions, they say everyone is family, and everyone is equal. Lmao.

Want to make fake friends and get depressed? Go to quotev.

by newyearsnobody June 26, 2016

Quote Theory

The Quote theory states that no matter how insane, unscientific, unrealistic, and inane a quote is...people are likely to believe it is either true or actually written by said person, if it is written down in a book or the internet. for example taking hitlers quotes out of context when he states that religion causes problems, and thus attributing him to be an atheist because of that phrase.

Quote theory if true, could be one of the most destructive things to a persons character. as anyone could make up any quote from out of their ass and defame them to hell.

by Hawn Gnarley July 4, 2014

six gun quota

six pack of beer

im limiting my self to a six gun quota

by Dee Who ???? August 22, 2012

air quotes

where the males fingers are inserted into the females vagina, often a pleasurable experience. this phrase was invented in RUSHDEN.

'my boyfriend gave me air quotes last night'

by Mary Huff December 12, 2006

Quotev

A website for freeloaders who don't know how to communicate in person. It contains boy and girls quizzes although the boys side is meant for boys side is over-run by girls quizzes for example:who is your boyfriend, what kind of boy do you like, and the legendary please run over me now and throw me off of a bridge because this site is 98.9 percent girls when it is meant for both genders quiz.

Girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls quotev girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls.

by willygorilla January 2, 2016