Poomergency

Intense George's/ diarrhea shits that inevitably happen right after you leave a restaurant and get stuck in gridlocked traffic

As soon as we left China Buffet, dad had a Poomergency so bad that he left the car running Ina traffic jam to look for a bathroom and I had to take the wheel.

by Ms.nursing December 1, 2015

Pooms

Pooms mean a person who is scared of everything

Jasmine you pooms

by Leanna doorman September 10, 2016

Poomff

A cheeto, typically large and puffy in size.

"Would anyone like a Cheeto poomff, or can I just eat the whole bag?"

by poomffpoomff August 21, 2016

poompa

When somebody Looks fat and has an ugly haircut they can be called a poompa

Take off your hat oi
* takes of hat
Seriously wtf is that , you look like the biggest poompa

by Sumwon Speshal May 25, 2016

Poompsie

To be suckie.
In a mood.

Suck it up and don't be poompsie

by Poompsie May 11, 2016

Phoomoon

That one Asian guy who beats the living shit out of the 20th century's MMOs

That guy went full Phoomoon

by yellowstonedk August 31, 2016

poomato

A large bloody poo

Damn that poomato hurt

by Poomato August 11, 2017