Porcelain phone

The toilet, specifically when one is hunched over it vomiting loudly.

I got so drunk last night that I ended calling Ralph long distance on the great white porcelain phone.

by Mr70Homers October 16, 2021

porcelain bliss

After a night out when your vomiting in the toilet and rest your head on the cool porcelain, giving you the feeling of utter bliss.

Deb went out last night and drunk way more then she should have. During the morning she experienced the porcelain bliss.

by Industries. March 25, 2019

porcelain ponder

When you're having a think whilst sitting on the toilet

Hey Kate, where did you go?
I was having a porcelain ponder and came up with a plan.

by TEAMDONGA December 9, 2021

porcelain challenge

A tiktok trend where the youths of today are grinding up their grandparents China into a fine powder and snorting it as a viral internet challenge.

Last night my friend Dave and I did the porcelain challenge with my grandmas favorite antique teacup.

by Hiccups McGee October 2, 2022

Porcelain Nuke

The act of shitting so hard, that you end up shattering the toilet bowl, sending porcelain shrapnel rocketing out of the bottom portion of the toilet, severing your ankles and rendering you a cuck.

Christopher Poole porcelain nuked the toilet soooooo hard the other day...Oh and he's a cuck.

by homosexualsapien January 30, 2015

Porcelain Chipper

A person who, while standing up at a urinal, launches his urine out so hard and heavy, it can break (or chip) the porcelain.

Jason can stand 15 feet away from the urinal and still comfortably navigate his urine in for a safe landing. It's the reason we call him a porcelain chipper.

by Yazorillowitz June 10, 2024

porcelain tub

Porcelain Tub. The rarest of all female asses that utterly confuses men of all races and religions. Like a porcelain tub it is very large, very hard, and very smooth. It is also known for its ability to stand up to a lot of abuse (durable) and retain heat similar to a porcelain tub. Female porcelain tubs have been known to induce psychosis especially in african-american or latino men.

Ohhh shiiitttt. Look at that fat ass! Hold up --- that shits not jiggling for shit. That girl got a porcelain tub!

by MONTY1975 April 16, 2017