finals pooch

The food baby gained from bored and unchecked impulsive eating that ensues while staying up all night studying for finals. You never have time to notice this slow but sure weight gain until after exams are over, at which point you are too drunk to care anyway.
*Shoves face with cocoa puffs and orange chicken* god please let there be a curve, this finals pooch has to be worth something.
by catlady8 December 09, 2012
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Screwed The Pooch

You've fucked up so bad the only real way of describing it is as though you have fucked a dog and have to explain it to your parents.
Morty: awe geez I really screwed the pooch on that one.

Rick: nice going morty, snowball will definitely neuter you after that stunt.
by The_law21 November 05, 2019
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pissy pooch

A dog that will urinate at any given sign of hightened emotion
Her pissy pooch peed on himself as soon as I walked through the door!
by MzEarthBizkit July 14, 2022
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Pooch

- Term Used By Men To Describe The Woman They Have Unprotected Extramarital Sex With.

- A Woman Who Has Unprotected Sex With Men She Is Not Courting.

- Another Term For Bitch.

- What A Man Calls A Woman He Intends On Inseminating.
He told his friend "I'm going to visit my pooch in Long Island before my wife gets back from her Mother's"

Her Mother was disappointed in her for being a pooch to many of the local men.
by bby_xx97 July 19, 2021
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Pooch

He kicked her in the pooch and gave her a stone child stunner.
by Benny Baltimore October 20, 2022
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Pooch

To finish a joint, hit the last puff of weed or a drag of a cigarette.
Is there more of that weed? Ya a little bit, pooch it.

Is that joint done? Yaaaa she’s pooched.
by Jayden and Vanessa June 01, 2022
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Pooch

An add on way of saying “hey”
Hey pooch
Wassup
by pewiki March 05, 2018
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