Pony Muffins

Horse poop, usually found on a trail. Usually used in polite company.

Whe we go for walks I have to watch carefully so my dog doesn't eat Pony Muffins.

by Stormguts BrightBlade April 28, 2006

Trick pony

A male or female who provides a service for money

Friend1: Shirley is such a trick pony!
Friend2: Why you calling our homegirl a trick pony?
Friend1: You gotta ask me that for real? Because she do tricks for her money!

by Thicklilmiss July 31, 2016

Pony Soldier

Member of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police

There’s another pony solider.

Run from the pony soldiers.

by Tralo June 3, 2018

clap the pony

*verb* To finger-fuck a female, referring to the hairy mound.

"My dearest Felicity, do you mind if I clap the pony ?"

by Moyz January 16, 2008

pony beads

Any number of cheap, small, plastic, colourful beads, commonly used in childrens craft. Mainly used in making beadad animals. Can be almost any colour, and any texture. (Glow in the dark, glitter, shiny)
Pony beads are the most common types of beads used in raver's "candy."

Person 1 "Did you see that girl's bracelet?"
Person 2 "Yeah, it was totally made out of pony beads and yarn."

by Kapr July 2, 2007

Dick Pony

A person that has no common sense or overreacts to simple situations

That John guy always freaks out when we make fun of his small cock, he's a freaking dick pony

by Jabronic February 4, 2010

pony plane

a pony plane happens when you lift a girl by her pony tail and her belt loop and force her to give you head. most commonly used on midgets and anorexic girls

last night i a seen a midget with a pony tail and i pony planed her

by captainknots May 26, 2010