pony-ride 

The cruel and unusual punishment given to the one you love. It involves taking someones arm and putting it under the other persons legs, going around their crotch and pulling up on the other side until you reach the breaking point.
It's a very funny sight. A great way to embarrass your child in front of friends, relatives, Rabbis and grocery shoppers.

I love Bob, that is why I gave him a pony-ride.

pony-ride by pony-ridden February 6, 2009

pony boy

a guy with red hair who enjoys ponys while being naked and also likes pony bongs*

* see: pony bongs

goddamn james is such a pony boy

pony boy by MansonFan April 23, 2006

pony bong

where someone most likely pony boys pack weed into the ass of a pony and suck the the penis of the pony while suckin to smoke weed

goddamn that pony boy can take take that pony bong

pony bong by MansonFan April 23, 2006

Pony Express Texting 

When you text someone, then hours later they FINALLY text you back

Mike: Want to do something today?
...5+ hours later
Jordan: like what?
Mike: Sushi?
...45 minutes later
Jordan: Ok!
Mike: you know you do pony express texting right?
Jordan: shut up! Lol

Pony Express Texting by sheldon91 April 22, 2011

pony sauce 

pony sauce is the secretion from a newt, causing you to trip really hard. it originates from a man who was stuck in the desert and was only eating lizards. he then began to trip and somehow wandered back to his home. when his kids asked him what was wrong he said, "never eat the PONY SAUCE."

hey, do you know where i can get some pony sauce ? i've been looking for it all month.

pony sauce by tripod kitty May 6, 2005

pony down 

phrase meaning "yo i agree" or "i respect that, bro". sometimes said "pony down, g" for reference to the hood. sometimes accompanied by a nod of the head or a sentimental bro hug.

Consuela: Hola, did you hear that Taylor Swift blocks friend requests on YouTube?
Palo: Oh, si. I did. That's bull man, everybody should be able to be her friend without being stood up, stupid country music.
Consuela: Pony down, G. She should unblock it and be less conceded.

pony down by bamluva23 June 3, 2010

pony puller 

Anyone who ejaculates a penis

A. Friend is a real pony puller.

pony puller by Pimpafonte January 3, 2008