striplexia poker

Playing poker as usual, except you get naked to start out the game and first one dressed wins.
So who’s up to play some “Striplexia Poker” It may sound redundant but that takes care of the formalities, Right!
by unsloppy February 04, 2018
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Poker boner

When you win a lot of money at once (not necessarily in poker) and you get excited, you get a poker boner.
Did you see his poker boner!

I can't believe everyone got a poker boner but me.
Holy shit! I have a poker boner
by Charlushka March 29, 2016
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toad poker

A mentally incompetent human being that would rather poke toad with a stick than function like a normal human in society.
Joe Biden is a toad poker.
by Bob 72 May 21, 2021
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The joker poker

The joker poker is a sex move where u keep poking ur dick in her ass every time u poke u make a joker laugh
by Evil492 April 25, 2021
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the horizontal poker

Mean , Sex . Good , dirty, hot , wild sex! lol
Karita why was you over bobby's house ? , did y'all you know?

No , Rick we didn't do the horizontal poker !
by Wizdee April 19, 2011
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butthole poker

When someone pokes your butt with their fingers deep
"Jerry, the butthole poker got Daniel" Daniel "I hope I cum next" lustfully
by Ball tickler June 22, 2023
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pillow poker

A male who cannot find another means of sexual satisfaction beyond himself and regrettably uses a pillow to fulfill the lack of game in the field.
You won't talk to her because you ain't nothin but a hopeless pillow poker.
by Stunningstallion69 October 20, 2022
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