Someone who sneaks behind and pokes someone in the ear so hard they leak banana nut pudding from all orifices.
Gary: That damn ear poker got me good!! I didn't have enough paper towels to clean up. It was pretty embarrassing.
Tom: dang man that so suck
Tom: dang man that so suck
by PapaDroe February 7, 2018
Get the ear poker mug.son: Dad, what is a poker habit, is it some kind of poker hand that i don't know about?
Dad: son, no you genius. It's a disease, that needs to be treated asap; otherwise, people lose their financial affluence and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid financial ruin.
Dad: son, no you genius. It's a disease, that needs to be treated asap; otherwise, people lose their financial affluence and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid financial ruin.
by Sexydimma July 28, 2012
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Get the STUMP POKER mug.son: Dad, what is a poker habit?
Dad: son, it's when people are addicted to games where you need to bet money. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings. their marriages, their property and the like and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid complete financial ruin.
Dad: son, it's when people are addicted to games where you need to bet money. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings. their marriages, their property and the like and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid complete financial ruin.
by Sexydimma December 13, 2012
Get the poker habit mug.The only casino game worth playing. Unlike roulette or craps, poker actually takes skill. There are so many different type of poker, you could be 80 studying poker your whole life and still learn new things
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Get the Poker mug.One who wakes a sleeping canine by means of poking. Usually it is done because the canine looks too adorable sleeping, or it is done for the short-lived face the canine makes upon waking up.
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