laptop pause

The laptop pause is when you are going to turn on your laptop in a public area and hesitate to remember if you left anything embarrassing open the night before.

I had to buy another computer for work only so I wouldn't have to do the laptop pause.

by intended pun May 31, 2018

laptop pause

The laptop pause is when you are going to turn on your laptop in a public place and hesitate to remember whether you left anything embarrassing open last night.

I had to buy a second computer for work only so I wouldn't have to do the laptop pause.

by intended pun May 31, 2018

clit pauser

The female equivalent of a cock blocker.

"You are being such a clit pauser right now Becky."

by Clit pauser master February 20, 2018

parked pause

Leaving the penis inside the vagina after ejaculation keeping it ready for next round of intercourse

I was with Ashley last night. After I came in her We did a parked pause while we made out for a while. Then we screwed some more.

by Rakis March 15, 2019

Ok pause

The ability weld by people named Snodgrass that has the ability to stop time indefinitely untill he says to continue

Jotaro: Star Platinum, The world

Snodgrass: ok pause

by Amannotnamedmacandcheese May 21, 2021

Layfield pause

The pause you take when you’ve eaten too much but need to stop for a moment before having more.

After two rounds of Thanksgiving dinner, Rhonda needed a layfield pause before starting dessert.

by Sonheim November 25, 2021

gorilla pause

Refers to how large hairy hominids are often wary and shy when trying out new things, and so they tend to hesitate and ponder all possible options before proceeding.

The great apes are naturally unfamiliar with human customs of interaction, so don't be offended or disappointed if a giant simian displays a "gorilla pause" before holding out its "gorilla paws" in greeting.

by QuacksO September 29, 2022