The last time I saw Johnny before his brain exploded was the first day of school before 2nd period when he went to his AP Physics 1 class.
by NYC213 December 21, 2015
Stan: Wow Cartman that was really fun.
Eric: I know, and it only cost us $8:99 thats the 1st law of physics.
Eric: I know, and it only cost us $8:99 thats the 1st law of physics.
by South Park extrodianaire May 19, 2010
mandy ur granny tranny
jack don’t make me do it
mady do it pussy
jack you have quantum physics gay
mandy *runs to a random teacher and sucks his dick and the both get hapatites alphabet and then explode*
jack get fucked you tard
jack don’t make me do it
mady do it pussy
jack you have quantum physics gay
mandy *runs to a random teacher and sucks his dick and the both get hapatites alphabet and then explode*
jack get fucked you tard
by Big dick Samuel July 05, 2018
The appropriate action to take when someone is being such an asshole that you owe it to *them* to punch them in the face.
That guy's an asshole. Let's take him out to the alley out back and give him some physical constructive criticism.
OR
Your honor, it was just a little physical constructive criticism.
OR
Your honor, it was just a little physical constructive criticism.
by t3h Wu April 20, 2010
The title of the paperback book found on the front driver's side floor of Tiger Wood's Cadillac, following his car crash into a fire hydrant.
Tiger's wife read "Get a Grip on Physics," and learned about energy, force, matter, and how these principles apply to the golf club she used to beat his ass.
by JustSayNoToCheatingAssWipe December 02, 2009
A simple idea devised by Bill Gardner that defies all known laws of physics. This simple idea is what makes it possible for a paintball shot from a LP gun to fly farther then an HP gun, even when the velocity and other variables such as wind, moisture, etc. are the same. As uber as Smart Parts Physics is, it does not apply to anything outside of Mr. Gardner's head.
Example from an interview of the creator of Smart Parts Physics
"line up my best 10 best shooters with HP guns, and his ten best shooters of LP guns, and we shoot them to see who can hit what at long range ... very scientific test of LP vs HP guns."
"line up my best 10 best shooters with HP guns, and his ten best shooters of LP guns, and we shoot them to see who can hit what at long range ... very scientific test of LP vs HP guns."
by Demented666 April 07, 2008
The science of figuring out the distance between the movie theater screen and speakers to ensure an optimal movie-watching experience.
Mason insisted on going to the theater early and finding the perfect seat; he wanted to show his date how movie theater physics works.
by OcelevistionIsAJerk December 11, 2013