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peanut butter muffin

why’s your dog so happy in the mornings?

because he eats my peanut butter muffin
by LeftNutGroping69 October 30, 2023
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peanut butter bandit

/pee-nutt/butt-aer/band-et/

noun: peanut butter bandit; plural noun: peanut butter bandits; plural noun: plural noun: peanut butter banditti(group of three or more persons)

1. any person(typically of the male gender), regardless of guilt or intent, whom at any given time is suspected, or excused of physical participation in an act involving the use of peanut butter, or a peanut butter-like product as a means, or a rouse to encourage, or lure a non-human mammal(typically a dog) for the purpose of having it engage in licking the person's genatalia in order to intentionally result in excitement, arousal, and/or sexual pleasure.
"Phil goes everywhere with that dog, I bet he's a peanut butter bandit."

synonyms: animal-mouth-raper, lassie-jammer, fido-fucker, doghouse-sandwich-maker, lonely-canine-tickler, low-down-dirty-rotten-p-b-and-jim-wiggler, puppy-innocence-looter, butter-mugger, dog-snout-peanut-gangster

verb
gerund or present participle: peanut butter banditoing

1. to describe, or relate the occurrence of a person as being a peanut butter bandit.
"Hey, I think Phil has been peanut butter banditoing with that dog of his."

2. interogative: relating the occurrence of a person as being a peanut butter bandit.
"Hey Phil, you havn't been peanut butter banditoing with that dog of yours, have you?
"So, as it turns out, Phil was just depressed, and not in fact the peanut butter bandit I accused him of being."
by BearOnADirtBike December 10, 2017
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peanut butter kiloran

shawna kiloran and pat kiloran’s dog. the goodest girl. she deserves all the treats.
by milkkie April 3, 2019
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Peanut Butter Hips

A girls hips are rubbery, looking like peanut butter and have canyon thighs.
Damn. Look at that bitch, she got the peanut butter hips and everything!
by The Creator & Definer March 1, 2011
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Peanut Butter Sponge

1 (n) public humiliation due to the disclosure of one's use of chunky peanut butter as a personal lubricant

2. (v) To humiliate one's opponent in an obscene manner.
Noun usage: Luke felt peanut butter sponged after having mistakenly left evidence of the previous nights escapade in the kitchen sink.

Verb usage: Simon didn't just win the contest - he totally peanut butter sponged Erik's pathetic challenge.
by Puji March 23, 2009
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Peanut butter spoon

During a devil's three way one man inserts his penis into the woman's anus, then he pulls out leaving feces on his erect penis. The second man then licks it clean.
Hey man did you hear Rob and Dave did the peanut butter spoon with Catherine the other day?
by Overkill1994 September 18, 2020
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peanut butter bucket

That move was peanut butter bucket

These fries are peanut butter bucket
by stupidspam1 May 28, 2010
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