Roll Lock

When two fat people fuck and their rolls interlock in a inseperable manner. like the phonebook trick they do on mythbusters.
it takes two tanks to seperate them.

Dude....johnathan's in the hospital.
Holy shit! Why!
He got into a roll lock with jackie.
My god....

by Turbo John February 21, 2009

Lock Keeper

To keep valuable information from a friend

Why didnt you tell me he wasnt going to me home for a few hours....We could of ordered pizza already. Straight Lock Keeper!

by Leprechon777 March 10, 2011

Lock Blocked

When one is unable to proceed with a bootycall due to the restrictions imposed during a quarantine lockdown.

Man 1: Charles, did you manage to tap that fine filly last weekend?
Man 2: Regrettably I did not, Sebastian. I have been lock blocked by those dastardly Covid restrictions.

by Gamers of Guernsey January 31, 2021

Fridge lock

A lock on your fridge/freezer that will increase anybody in the swag level of anyone in a 400m radius by 9000%

Chad:"Yo did you here Zane got a fridge lock"
Brad: "yeh he has so much swag now"

by Fridge enthusiast 6969 November 17, 2019

Wine Locked

When too much alcohol is consumed and you get stuck on a task or word and you repeatedly keep trying to do said task or say the same word over and over and over again your brain is Wine Locked.

Don't drink too much jungle juice or you'll get wine locked!
That thot is so wine locked , she been trying to open the door for an hour .

by The Kid , Don Don , Diamond June 5, 2017

lock aff

To shut it down

"Bruv that party got lock aff"

by Maybe Not yh December 4, 2016

snatch locks

snatch locks : they are like dread locks but for your snatch pussy

so the other day, i got my snatch locks caught in my zipper... had to trim up my snatch locks

by SomeoneNaughty September 17, 2016