I got my dick sucked.

A phrase used to describe the process of having a generally good time.

"I went to a party and the girls liked what i was doing. I got my dick sucked."

by willisw November 8, 2009

Butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.

An expression of extreme disbelief or shock.

Obama hasn't been lynched yet? Well butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.

by obamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 1, 2009

stick my dick in your ear

To place ones penis into the lug-hole of another and fuck some sense into them.

If you don't pack that in I'm gonna stick my dick in your ear!

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

you make my dick itch

You’re pissing me the fuck off!

Ronnie you make my dick itch!

by Bliiyjackthetrd October 9, 2017

Suck my dick from the back

The act of tucking a boner back in between the legs and holding it there whilst someone sucks it.

You can suck my dick from the back

by UnholyXx May 29, 2018

National Suck My Dick Day

National Suck My Dick day is celebrated very May 7th, if you are in a relationship, one of you must suck off another one

nigga idk how to use this in a sentence just know its national suck my dick day

by NotAScizhoEntuastist May 1, 2022

i wanna put my dick in it

a person, place, thing, or idea, you want to insert your dick into.

joe: yo that bitch is fine!

jon: i wanna put my dick in it

by myniggachucknorris August 14, 2008