When golfing and a dude swings but slows down their swing so they hit the ball about one foot and they meant to hit it much further and they look like a complete tool
by OhSoThaddy May 13, 2015
DONNI (noun)
A dumbass who either bails out way too early or never backs out at all—completely blind to what could actually work in their favor. They hit jackpots but either cash out before the real payday or ride the high straight into the ground, thinking the universe owes them more. A DONNI is that overly optimistic fool who ignores every red flag, every screaming sign, and always ends up broke, heartbroken, or utterly screwed. The poster child for being your own worst enemy.
A dumbass who either bails out way too early or never backs out at all—completely blind to what could actually work in their favor. They hit jackpots but either cash out before the real payday or ride the high straight into the ground, thinking the universe owes them more. A DONNI is that overly optimistic fool who ignores every red flag, every screaming sign, and always ends up broke, heartbroken, or utterly screwed. The poster child for being your own worst enemy.
"The dev of $DONNI token is the biggest fucking DONNI alive—he cashed out before it started mooning. Dude fumbled his own bag. Don't be a DONNI!"
by DunniDEV December 23, 2024
Name of a real ass bitch. He say what he want. He do what he want. And he has a no life. Most definitely a 1 of 1 and has a small dick but a temper bigger than His dick . Puts God first and takes care of his fam. If you Treat him right he’ll do the same back.
Donni: wassup bitch
Random guy: nigga you give me nightmares
Donni: fuck you man I’m trying to be nice
Random guy: nigga you give me nightmares
Donni: fuck you man I’m trying to be nice
by Jasmyn123 June 18, 2018
self explanatory. someone who hangs out at westfield doncaster bus stops or shopping centre usually after school on a friday with their ‘boys’ or with the popular junkie girls. a description on their appearance for chicks is-slutty short crop top with grey cuffed trackies and either white air forces or air max 90s and for the boys: anything paired with a nike tech fleece jacket, a satchel and any fucken popular shoe (who can be fucked naming em all there’s about 10 of em). if they’re not at bustops they’re at the employees smoke doors which they call smokers smoking their mummy’s cigarettes getting kicked out of their followed by security which know their whole life story because they hang out their so fucken much.
jeff: hey bro you kicking it at donny after school???
sam: yea cuz of course do u even have to ask
jeff: true bro true, aye can u pass me dart?
sam: ye only because you’re a donny hanger like me
sam: yea cuz of course do u even have to ask
jeff: true bro true, aye can u pass me dart?
sam: ye only because you’re a donny hanger like me
by shuuucuzzyshuuu February 06, 2019
I swear to God this guy will graze your junk while looking you straight in the eyes and then go bang a stripper
Donnie Lord Luck and I are about to go to the strip club but first he has feel me up in front of my parents
by Charismatic monkey January 31, 2018
by bravery91z December 29, 2020
"You can call me a Donny Don'ter all you want, but its been years since I had to have my vegetables hidden in my food to trick me into eating them."
by useyourbrain February 28, 2020