The act of exchanging autographs for money, in most cases illegally. It may be closely associated with Cam Newtoning, however Cam Newtoning is not real, but it is methodical. As compared to Todd Gurleying, which is 100% real and 100% illegal. Todd Gurleying is widely associated with thugs, so it should not come as a surprise that it only happens on the University of Georgia football team. #godawgs
Person A: Hey! I Was Todd Gurleying yesterday!!!
Person B: Oh shit, you're going to hell and losing to Auburn.
Person B: Oh shit, you're going to hell and losing to Auburn.
by Mark Richt November 14, 2014

A really cool asian, with a strange Johnson connection with his best friend Blair.
Sometimes nicknamed Ryota. Secretly likes fat chicks and is NOT a virgin.
Likes to dress up as a dog.
Sometimes nicknamed Ryota. Secretly likes fat chicks and is NOT a virgin.
Likes to dress up as a dog.
by aznkutie March 28, 2009

by ugglet October 10, 2019

Hi Kenzeetoddhater
It's Kenzee, can you believe it! I LOVE THIS DEFINITION, although you have a piece wrong. I am not dating an actor #FALSE! I am VERY annoying but guess what? I love myself and I have loads of respect.
It's Kenzee, can you believe it! I LOVE THIS DEFINITION, although you have a piece wrong. I am not dating an actor #FALSE! I am VERY annoying but guess what? I love myself and I have loads of respect.
by kenzee <3 June 1, 2018

A person who is a complete and utter cock to the people around him, he is a born liar, a cheat and a bad person to be around
by Jordan 7643 October 3, 2018

by Bumpkin42167 January 6, 2019

N. A person that makes themself look like an asshat for calling people out for doing something stupid when it is actually their own fault.
V. When involved in an act of sodomy the man prematurely ejaculates and then becomes extremely and excessively angry at their partner, even though the partner is frustrated and I satisfied.
V. When involved in an act of sodomy the man prematurely ejaculates and then becomes extremely and excessively angry at their partner, even though the partner is frustrated and I satisfied.
Dude, you're such an Angry Todd! Don't get mad at me your stupid network configure didn't work!
Girl-Oh man! Todd, you came in my ass too fast!
Todd-welk you're the idiot with a tight asshole, you fucking idiot!
Girl- you have a little dick you Angry Todd-er!
Girl-Oh man! Todd, you came in my ass too fast!
Todd-welk you're the idiot with a tight asshole, you fucking idiot!
Girl- you have a little dick you Angry Todd-er!
by LargeBoner May 17, 2016
