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todd gurleying

The act of exchanging autographs for money, in most cases illegally. It may be closely associated with Cam Newtoning, however Cam Newtoning is not real, but it is methodical. As compared to Todd Gurleying, which is 100% real and 100% illegal. Todd Gurleying is widely associated with thugs, so it should not come as a surprise that it only happens on the University of Georgia football team. #godawgs
Person A: Hey! I Was Todd Gurleying yesterday!!!

Person B: Oh shit, you're going to hell and losing to Auburn.
by Mark Richt November 14, 2014
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Todd Johnson

A really cool asian, with a strange Johnson connection with his best friend Blair.
Sometimes nicknamed Ryota. Secretly likes fat chicks and is NOT a virgin.
Likes to dress up as a dog.
Woah man, did you see that Todd Johnson? He was boarding the plane to Japan!
by aznkutie March 28, 2009
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Wee Todd

A small fellow under the name of Todd.
"Cucci? Hell naw, I'm gonna name my dog Wee Todd." -SwaggerSouls
by ugglet October 10, 2019
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Makenzee Todd

Hi Kenzeetoddhater

It's Kenzee, can you believe it! I LOVE THIS DEFINITION, although you have a piece wrong. I am not dating an actor #FALSE! I am VERY annoying but guess what? I love myself and I have loads of respect.
If you love yourself and respect yourself, you're just like Makenzee Todd!
by kenzee <3 June 1, 2018
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Adam todd

A person who is a complete and utter cock to the people around him, he is a born liar, a cheat and a bad person to be around
by Jordan 7643 October 3, 2018
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todd hammer

Hammer in which a “ special” person needs to keep from hurting themselves!!
Use the Todd Hammer so you do not hurt yourself.
by Bumpkin42167 January 6, 2019
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Angry Todd

N. A person that makes themself look like an asshat for calling people out for doing something stupid when it is actually their own fault.

V. When involved in an act of sodomy the man prematurely ejaculates and then becomes extremely and excessively angry at their partner, even though the partner is frustrated and I satisfied.
Dude, you're such an Angry Todd! Don't get mad at me your stupid network configure didn't work!

Girl-Oh man! Todd, you came in my ass too fast!

Todd-welk you're the idiot with a tight asshole, you fucking idiot!
Girl- you have a little dick you Angry Todd-er!
by LargeBoner May 17, 2016
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