grit lock

n: The solid,still edible mass formed when reconstituted grits have sat without stirring and, often, without heat.

Dude, why'd you serve me grit lock?
If you'd been on time, it'd be creamy and delicious.

by Glenalogy March 20, 2014

dingle locks

an extreme case of dingle berries in which the dingle berries form what appears to be shitty dread locks.

bro these dingle locks are hangin low off my ass.

by ddingle fr4bhjgfea;kbj;bkjgbjk April 19, 2018

Roll Lock

When two fat people fuck and their rolls interlock in a inseperable manner. like the phonebook trick they do on mythbusters.
it takes two tanks to seperate them.

Dude....johnathan's in the hospital.
Holy shit! Why!
He got into a roll lock with jackie.
My god....

by Turbo John February 21, 2009

hobo lock

Any device that prevents hobos from taking shopping carts, hand trucks or similar device used by hobos to transport their belongings. Usually, once a barrier is crossed, the locking mechanism is activated, rendering the cart useless.

Man, this cart had its hobo lock activated. Get a different one.

by J Sin July 20, 2008

lock aff

To shut it down

"Bruv that party got lock aff"

by Maybe Not yh December 4, 2016

Wine Locked

When too much alcohol is consumed and you get stuck on a task or word and you repeatedly keep trying to do said task or say the same word over and over and over again your brain is Wine Locked.

Don't drink too much jungle juice or you'll get wine locked!
That thot is so wine locked , she been trying to open the door for an hour .

by The Kid , Don Don , Diamond June 5, 2017

Lock Keeper

To keep valuable information from a friend

Why didnt you tell me he wasnt going to me home for a few hours....We could of ordered pizza already. Straight Lock Keeper!

by Leprechon777 March 10, 2011