Noun: Sex Act:
When a man cums into a raven-haired woman's mane and spreads it out with his hands so that it resembles a nun's habit. Note: the unfortunate recipient must have longer than shoulder-length hair. Dyed is preferred, especially if she just had her roots did.
When a man cums into a raven-haired woman's mane and spreads it out with his hands so that it resembles a nun's habit. Note: the unfortunate recipient must have longer than shoulder-length hair. Dyed is preferred, especially if she just had her roots did.
I totally just gave Selma Hayek a Crumby Nun. I mean, she was definitely starving for work. No, I'm not less of a man for having sexual fantasies about the Flying Nun!
by Mr. Kowalski's sexplorium April 10, 2017
by DebbySaurus April 30, 2018
When she dresses up as a dirty nun. Set up two chairs, one on each side of a slightly open door. She confesses all the dirty things she wants done to her. You then proceed to satisfy every confession.
Kelly wanted The Dirty Nun Confessional last night, so after confession I tied her face down to the bed, spanked her bottom red, raw dogged her bottom and then finished on her face. The odd thing was she wanted me dressed as Santa.
by DT_S January 01, 2023
by Allypink October 07, 2015
This is a girl or woman who is so bad ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL Condemn to nothing /none/nun which means they don’t get no dick ever. No good food just eat salads and nasty vegetables and no money to buy anything. Who more marred in appearance than them so they can’t even sneak ?
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 23, 2022
When a girl's pussy kisses your eyeball, like a reverse teabag Her clit lands on your eye and takes off again
by Mr Blawt November 03, 2023
by Odonohue77 November 23, 2013