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Normie

A baseline idiot.

The person who acts friendly but has toxic ulterior motive.

The person who lives and breathes insecurity.

The person who has an axe to grind and is hell-bent on vendetta.

The person who lives in the problem instead of the solution.

The baseline failure of all human behavior.

The problem with baseline idiots is they can only grasp zero-sum games.

They are cognitively incapable of anything else.

Hence our civilization:

Zero-Sum Games are a mathematical representation of competing entities, where the result is

1. an advantage for one side 2. an equivalent loss for the other

Any time it feels like a person need to take chunks out of you to be satisfied, that is a baseline idiot.

Ego and hormones are the north star of what drives this problem. For as long as ego and hormones keep stringing along human cognition, this species will remain stunted, hard-capped into imbecility.

This is why modern dating is a near total wreck - it also became a zero-sum game.
Normies created this "planet-sized crab bucket" we call civilization, this pseudo-modern bronze age
by passportbrowiki May 6, 2025
mugGet the Normiemug.

Backhand a normie week

Beat a furry week but in reverse. It begins November 29 and ends on November 5th!
Cmon everyone lets get ready for backhand a normie week uwu!!
by ksjaifjiudajfu November 27, 2020
mugGet the Backhand a normie weekmug.

Normie

Felső Péter itself
by KertiYeti June 2, 2019
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Normie

I like watching barstool sports and the bachelor because I am a Normie. The corona virus might cancel the NCAA tournament oh nooo, what will me and my normie friends do??
by Normie2228 March 10, 2020
mugGet the Normiemug.

normie

a normie is a person, who thinks memes are just white text on top and on bottom. If a meme has white text on top and bottom its a normie meme. If a person doesnt understand a dank meme, he is a normie.
He watches "Behind the meme, so he is a normie
by Amord January 22, 2018
mugGet the normiemug.

normies

bunch of fuckin' chads starting the 'O-H-I-O' chant in columbus while flagging down the bartenders shouting their bud light orders to them
"Bethany blew a bunch of normies in the bathroom at Standard Hall and now she has mouth herpes"
by kk&rick June 21, 2021
mugGet the normiesmug.

Normie

That person which instead of following mainstream, would prefer to be considered extravagant to the most
I don’t like normies, they make me feel as an alien than what I usually like to do.
by Vincent Left August 31, 2020
mugGet the Normiemug.

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