The most handsome and gorgeous guy you will ever meet with such an outstanding personality, very outgoing and sweet. usually referred to as god almighty.
by nolandee July 02, 2021
A dumb midget with a deformed face, says he has a girlfriend but he really doesn't. Also smells like Kenny from Southpark's Jacket. Asks his friends if he can watch some porn on their phone.
by JoekayBoomer November 18, 2019
If you meet a Nolan, dear god don't lose him. He's a crackhead (in a funny way 😌) and extremely cute. Usually athletic, at least 2 sports. He gets your attention as soon as you meet him, he's very funny and handsome. He's extremely smart, and can ace a test 2 grades above him. But, the girl has to be able to take a joke, because he'll make fun of you in an affectionate way. When he's around his friends, he's way different than when it's just you. He can get annoying as hell, but he'll love you no matter what. You break a Nolan's heart, he won't show he's hurt, but he'll feel it. His family is usually amazing, and usually has at least 2 younger siblings. If your not interesting dating a Nolan, 1, you're missing out, 2, he's a great friend to joke around with, but be careful, it's easy to catch feelings. He is usually short. He most likely won't make the first move, so you should take your chances with him. He has great taste in music, and knows all the top hit now along with the top hits a decade ago. Love him with all your heart, and be grateful. Never leave him for another guy. They are extremely competitive. They won't settle for losing, or anything even close to it. Nolans are rare and special. Don't take them for granted.
"Geez that Nolan is smoking!"
"I heard he made the basketball team and aced his final exams!"
"Really? His girlfriend must be so lucky!"
"I heard he made the basketball team and aced his final exams!"
"Really? His girlfriend must be so lucky!"
by Secret Admirer 😝 May 26, 2020
hes a cunt he wants roblox cheaks and he likes raping 5 year olds he says nobody is thicc but i am and i will not proof it but i am
person1:Nolan youre such a Nolan
person2: omg im such a loser if im a nolan not swag
fuck you mean
person1:Nolan youre such a Nolan
person2: omg im such a loser if im a nolan not swag
fuck you mean
by youfuckingnerdhahavindiesel May 11, 2020
A gross name that relates with many gross people. This person is usually the type of person to only play minecraft, Roblox and/or Fortnite.
by Sotamboys January 09, 2023
by Trollgod42069 October 18, 2019