raking acorns

Short for: "Raking Acorns Up a Hill".

A hopeless pursuit, a pointless endeavor.

You think you're going to win? You're just raking acorns!

by Chesterfield McFisticuff December 27, 2016

raking over the coals

When you fart and it stinks like pure shit because the gas passes over the turd.

You may want to roll down the window because I really have to poop and I am raking over the coals.

by Reffud June 24, 2014

Rake Rumper

A woman who does strange things with rakes; i.e. has intercourse with the rake, uses the rake for an audience. Usually caused by an extreme case of sexual frustration and/or loneliness.

Maaaan, that Rake Rumper PK cant get enough

by mezmur June 13, 2023

Rake Effect

When a man's urine exits the penis in several different directions instead of one solid stream. Usually occurring after ejaculation, it often creates an unwelcomed mess on the toilet seat, floor, and sometimes pants.

Hey man sorry about getting piss all over the floor! I had a bad case of rake effect.

by jim0581 May 27, 2014

flesh rakes

finger brushes

You dont need a brush just use ur flesh rakes.

by baeily87 September 30, 2017

double raking

Two best friends achieving satisfaction in unison

They were double raking

by Adzimma April 8, 2023

rake

A man who is habituated to immoral conduct, particularly womanising.

When a parent has repressed the sexual instict, it is not apparent why their son develops into a rake.

by glek August 16, 2020