a nigel BD party

Nigel's wheelchair covered in balloons

a nigel BD party

by mrs tosser October 16, 2025

Nigel

A way for a lesbian (or a any woman who doesn't want to be around men for any reasons) to refer to her straight female friends' boyfriends who they drag around everywhere.

Stefanie, if you'll invite your nigel next time we go for a walk - I will throw him off a bridge.

by a_sister May 31, 2023

6 Nigels

The coolest group of LADS ever. Apart from Scuz, he pisses himself

WOW Scuz you have pissed yourself again said the 6 Nigels

by NOTRORYYEOMAN May 2, 2023

lying nigel

the cunt who even lies when asked the time

lying nigel counts to a billion

by mrs tosser August 6, 2025

Nigel

A "Nigel" is someone that has a hair cut that looks like Nigel's haircut, the evil bird in Rio.

Yo bro you're "tchass" is so bwi
Yeah bro you are Nigel

by user45756278646563 November 2, 2023

Nigelism

A disease that cause a person craving on poop. Anyone under 13 years old could get this disease if they drink strong coffee.

This kid got nigelism because he ate a bag of Italian coffee, now he never wash his butt when pooping because he eats the poop coming from him.

by ChloeVV October 6, 2021

a nigel danger wank.....

a nigel danger wank
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Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.

a nigel danger wank....... splat

by mrs tosser October 7, 2025