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Lalo Nails

The accumulation of filth under the nail
Wash your hands, you are beginning to get Lalo nails.
by Scaredscientist22 May 12, 2019
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Nail gunk

When you don't wash your finger nails and then green/brown stuff starts forming under them
Wash that nail gunk please
by FlabbyPancakeSause January 22, 2023
mugGet the Nail gunkmug.

Nail chipper

An personl who has a job working in manual labor. An example of this job would be a gardener, landscaper, maid. Basically anybody who has jobs work working for some rich rich rich ass motherfuckers. Specifically jobs that may damage your hands, manual labor, any kind of shit job that a rich person would rather pay for than risk chipping a nail for.

The job needn't be labor intensive or difficult on your hands, & expands to any sort of blue collar job.

Not necessarily correlated with a low income job. An example would be a GM of a country club. Maybe this person even grew up in a upper-middle-class wealthy family but this dude works at a fucking club for some rich motherfuckers. He will always be polishing those shoes for a living, chipping those nails for those chipless, manicured, vanilla-smelling handed cake eaters.

Some nail chippers may even socialize with those who employ them such as a caddy shoe shiner maybe a Gourmet Chef that works for a rich family and Cooks their meals all fucking day I do probably make a lot of money probably won't go to Starbucks and probably probably bougois, maybe a yuppy.

I found it nail chippers gravitate towards cake eaters specifically due to the consistency of work cake eaters demand( companies that do landscaping snow shoveling Christmas light decorating.

Ironically, nail clippers maybe even called upon to the cake eaters home for a special manicure pedicure.
Hello Meredith hello chadsworth. Sorry to ask such a question would you have a recommendation for a good nail chipper? We can't seem to get hours to fold the children's sheets properly and I'll be damned spend the first half hour of my morning listening to our current nail chipper talk about how our kids couldn't sleep cuz she can't learn how to fold the fucking sheets properly.

Yeah man there's no way I'm going to go to work for a fucking employer that gives me a drug screen. I don't mind running around chipping nails for a buck.

I don't care how much they're going to pay me !

Dude, will be making like 200 Grand a year being a manager at the Snack

Shack at the Country Club! Are you crazy!

Brah, I wouldn't Brown cake eaters for a career if they guaranteed Lady Gaga would give me a blowjob every morning after my bowl of Fruity Pebbles.
by rockynugs November 30, 2018
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cutting nails

Someone cutting their nails to prevent them hurting their palm with their long nails ; probably because they’re nervous on something or try to coping with their anxiety attack
I cut my nails today. You should proud im cutting nails
by **•_•** July 20, 2021
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Cranky Nails

People who watch CrankGameplays (Ethan Nestor) who also have chipped black nail polish, much like the YouTuber himself.
Person 1: hey, you gonna paint your nails again soon?
Person 2: yeah, but right now I’m rocking those Cranky Nails
by Mx.Gameplays December 24, 2020
mugGet the Cranky Nailsmug.

sylis nails

Sylis is the most handsome man I have ever been with sylis if you see this I hope life is amazing for you love you- ur simp
WOW I LOVE SYLIS NAILS CAN I HAVE HIM?
by Ur simp<3 February 10, 2022
mugGet the sylis nailsmug.

Gay nail

Having just one pinky fingernail painted
*sees someone with one pinky nail painted*
“Oh he’s gay, he has gay nail”
by 55gang December 26, 2021
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