TO MITTEN: To "hit", "tap", "bang", "get caught in filgrante dilecto with", or otherwise have sexual relations with in hopes of resulting in procreation.
by Mitten Bird March 14, 2008
Get the mittenmug. A male who his such a pussy bitch that if they were to go to prison...other inmates would repeatedly rape that pussy bitch individual. Therfore the other inmates would "wear" the pussy bitch like a dick mitten.
"Anthony...you are such a bitch if you ever got locked up the other inmates would wear you like a dick mitten"
by MURPHYS_LAW February 19, 2017
Get the Dick mittenmug. The term given to gloves on oilfield and Heavy industrial sites that mock the use of PPE. Similar to "skid lid" (Hardhat) "pajamas" (FR Coveralls).etc
Strap on your bitch mittens, I dont have time to deal with paperwork because your stupid ass cut your hands up.
by Madghost28 May 6, 2023
Get the Bitch Mittensmug. After doling out a Detroit Thunder Clap (DTC) the woman then scoops up some of her freshly discharged shit and proceeds to give a hand job to the man on the receiving end if the DTC.
by Lilac Thirteen December 16, 2011
Get the Steaming Mittenmug. A physical deformation that prohibits the individual articulation of the smaller toes, resulting in a formation that resembles a mitten.
I asked my mom to knit another pair of mittens that would fit a size 8 (US) foot for a Christmas gift and she asked wtf that meant... apparently she's never seen my dude's mitten toes!
by msacco September 15, 2024
Get the Mitten Toesmug. by jesx95 February 9, 2014
Get the musty mittenmug. by anonymous November 6, 2022
Get the put the mittens on emmug.