When you are getting ready to sit on the toilet and find that as you hit the seat your pooping, and you are done in just a few seconds.
Fred: Leaves the bathroom.
John: Dude that was fast!
Fred: Yeah it was a rear view mirror poop.
John: Whats that mean?
Fred: Objects are closer then they appear!
John: Dude that was fast!
Fred: Yeah it was a rear view mirror poop.
John: Whats that mean?
Fred: Objects are closer then they appear!
by taran8tor1412 April 28, 2008
A place where you can find great products that have nothing to do with what it says your downloading.
by douk January 30, 2020
Get ready for the Moravitz!!! Lay a vanity mirror on the floor, straddle ass naked and rub a mean one out while starring at your own butt hole.
After a night of no Ass decided to go home and give myself The Moravitz ( AKA : Old Man In The Mirror )!
"The Moravitz puts the ASS in Masterbating!!!"
"The Moravitz puts the ASS in Masterbating!!!"
by GLiTcHflux August 31, 2006
by Desmond5 May 01, 2022
an asdfmovie animation about a guy who tells himself a knock-knock joke while looking at a mirror then claims he is lonely.
by the everybody do the flop guy September 25, 2020
A cosmic lens for discovering one's true essence, seeing the drapes of personality conditioning ( Ego ).
by Starify March 29, 2018
the art of candid oogling of women in the gym using one or more mirrors in order to avoid detection by not turning your head,only your eyes.
by mikalobe420 March 22, 2012