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Clean your microwave!

Hey, you! Yes, you: the dumbass scrolling on urban dictionary. Did you google this? Whatever, you need to listen close because this is important. Clean your microwave! All that nasty shit on the roof and walls can't stay. What do you put in there and for how long? What??? Thats fucking gross, you need to clean that shit out ASAP. No, not later NOW. GO! Clean your microwave!!!
"Ew, what the fuck? I'm not putting my pizza pockets in there, CLEAN YOUR MICROWAVE!"
by Leuko April 8, 2024
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Microwave Orgy

When you put 2 or more pieces of food inside a microwave at the same time.
Jim: Hey can I put my food in with yours?

John: Yeah, come on in. Join in the microwave orgy.
by k o o l - a i d October 15, 2018
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Microwaving

When you drift an Electric Car/Electric Vehicle. Also seen in a heard/group of cars.
Oh wow! Stacy was microwaving in the rain last night! Her Tesla is fun!

Nice Model 3 Sport. Took is Microwaving lately?

Saw that EV RallyCross last night?

Yea! I did! They were Microwaving on those turns!
by Stark Mercer May 19, 2024
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Lava microwave

some thing is tiny
by hisir lababaw October 27, 2021
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Microwave Time

The bs amount of time frozen food says it takes to cook your food
Me: This burrito says it will cook in 1:50, but account for microwave time I'll put it in for two and a half minutes.
by Somewhat Schizo October 12, 2021
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Microwave vision truckload

Where a gay boy wanks his dad of inside of a truck over a microwave and screams big batty Alex dexters nephew Tommy (John grays sister lily loves jimmy jimbos cock)
Stop microwave vision truckload Ross herriot
by Brianselliotpussydestroyer February 29, 2024
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