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Jaded Mercenary

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1) Handle for Maine East's Jonny Volpert

2) A term used to describe one who hsa become jaded by life, love, the world around them, and the people they associate with. So much so that they have set out to stomp on any relationship that a friend of theirs is getting involved in.
1)Yeah, I started my thief this morning, but Jaded Mercenary tanked me up to an assassin.

2)
Girl: I thought I was in love wiht you but then...
Guy: Then what?
Girl: Then Jonny made me realize I wasn ::walks away::
Guy: Damnit Jonny, you fucking Jaded Mercenary
by Jaded Mercenary March 5, 2005
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mercenary

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An awesome band from Denmark. They sound like early Fear Factory on some albums.
Mercenary is awesome
by XinChanPiss May 31, 2007
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Mercedes Dream

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1.) Engaging in or planning to engage in a threesome between two male roommates and a female.

2.) The act of a Mercedes Dream
1.) Oh man, I just walked in on those guys down the hall having a Mercedes Dream with my roommate!

2.) "Hey man, is it okay to cross swords during a Mercedes Dream?" "As long as you don't look me in the eye, dude."
by mcdreamlover May 24, 2010
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Mercked

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A word used to confirm that someone has been insulted to such a degree that anysort of comeback is in vain

When a practical joke has been played on someone.

Another use is when you get one over your mates at some sort of game.
Example 1: During a careers talk
James: I want to be an Astronaut Miss...
He is now smug
Miss: Your too fat to be an Astronaut
Andy: You just got Mercked Mate !!! Awww good and proper.

Example 2:
James walks into the room, little does he know that a bucket of water has been suspended on the door-
James is soaked
Andy: Awww you been Mercked matey!

Example 3:
When playing a video game , sports or shoot em ups work best.
James: I m gonna win this game easy
Andy scores a wicked goal in the last minute of Extra time and avoids penalties
Andy: You been mercked , nuff said
by Harvez 88 November 15, 2006
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Meriem

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The ultimate klutz...to pull a meriem one has to be very accident prone and must have a pet leprechaun and wants a unicorn!
*pushes sister down stairs*
YOU JUST PULLED A MERIEM!
by Meriemisaklutzclub January 20, 2009
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Mercer Island

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Home of roughly 22,000 people as of 2006 who are generally more wealthy than other parts of western Washington. Mercer Island teenage males typically wear a collared shirt, a backwards baseball cap with a wide brim and some khaki pants. Mercer Island teenage females generally wear Abercrombie and Fitch, Juicy Couture, Coach, and anything else expensive that their Father can buy for them. Anyone that deals marijuana on Mercer Island typically is never a dealer, but a "middleman" who gets from an actual dealer in Seattle. Many doctors and lawyers inhabit Mercer Island, although their is a small percentage of the island that is middle class. Mercer Island Police are always trying to bash on kids from anywhere because they have nothing better to do because the kids on Mercer Island are too stuck up to cause any trouble.
"Hey man, Mercer Island is a really easy place to break into someone's house. Let's go break into someone's house and steal their valuables."
by Ropearoni April 27, 2006
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