one of the main protagonists of the magnus archives and probably the sweetest boy to ever live - he drinks a lot of tea and has self-esteem issues. he's literally in love with his boss from season one to the end of the show, and it is destroying him mentally.
some kid: whos that
jonathan sims, head archivist of the magnus institute: my husband, martin blackwood. do not even look at him, you don't deserve his beauty.
some kid: sorry sir
jonathan sims, head archivist of the magnus institute: my husband, martin blackwood. do not even look at him, you don't deserve his beauty.
some kid: sorry sir
by shampoo_bitch April 27, 2022
The evil dickwad who took eleven, (Jane Ives, now Jane Hopper) away from her family in the show stranger things.
He also goes by Dr.Brenner, and works at Hawkins lab.
He also goes by Dr.Brenner, and works at Hawkins lab.
by MyNamePervy February 08, 2018
by Lucas kostich November 09, 2023
Noun.
Martin Skrtel is a Slovakian football player who currently plays for Liverpool Football Club. He's a fucking hard bastard; he lives off a diet of nails, human flesh, barbed wire and steel wool. It is rumoured that Martin once killed a shark 800ft below sea level all because it was "using his water". Martin Skrtel places 7th in the "worlds hardest blokes" list after Chuck Norris, The incredible hulk, Liam Neeson, Samuel L. Jackson, Bruce lee and God himself. It is said that the only way of Martin Skrtel getting injured is by self inflicted pain, however Skrtel does not feel pain. Also another rumour stipulates that Martin Skrtel has already booked a place in Heaven, apparently he did so by shouting to god from his cave in the upper Hebrides mountains. There is strong competition as to the best football player in the world between Martin Skrtel and Emile Heskey, however Heskey is widely regarded as the best football player to ever grace the planet.
Martin Skrtel is a Slovakian football player who currently plays for Liverpool Football Club. He's a fucking hard bastard; he lives off a diet of nails, human flesh, barbed wire and steel wool. It is rumoured that Martin once killed a shark 800ft below sea level all because it was "using his water". Martin Skrtel places 7th in the "worlds hardest blokes" list after Chuck Norris, The incredible hulk, Liam Neeson, Samuel L. Jackson, Bruce lee and God himself. It is said that the only way of Martin Skrtel getting injured is by self inflicted pain, however Skrtel does not feel pain. Also another rumour stipulates that Martin Skrtel has already booked a place in Heaven, apparently he did so by shouting to god from his cave in the upper Hebrides mountains. There is strong competition as to the best football player in the world between Martin Skrtel and Emile Heskey, however Heskey is widely regarded as the best football player to ever grace the planet.
Clive Tyldesley: "Absolutely nobody can get past Martin Skrtel. He's a fucking brick wall! (I appologise)"
by SammyBlanny January 01, 2012
by MartinIsALoser July 12, 2018
Me: I love Martin Johnson! He is the best person in Boys Like Girls and I wanna get his autograph and touch his arm. Then never wash that hand again.
A weird person: Jeez. Take a breath in between your words and Martin Johnson is not hott. He is U-G-LY.
Me: Repeat that. *takes out gun*
A weird person: Jeez. Take a breath in between your words and Martin Johnson is not hott. He is U-G-LY.
Me: Repeat that. *takes out gun*
by tilatequilafan555 January 12, 2008
Canadian Prime-Minister
Someone that well, just sucks being a leader, exspecialy when he spends all of the Canadian peoples money.
Someone that well, just sucks being a leader, exspecialy when he spends all of the Canadian peoples money.
by $LAYER November 07, 2005