May 30th

the day where you dance like a crab. a day fully dedicated to crab dancing

“bruv it’s may 30th! you know what that means?”
“BRUV ITS FINALLY DANCE LIKE A CRAB DAY!!!”

by justacrabdancer May 30, 2020

May 17

She is the prettiest girl u will ever see .see has the best body. If you have her as a girl friend trust men she got cake 🎂 (thicker than a snicker🤣) don’t forget her birth day she will go off 0-to-100

Wow she so pretty! Did you know her birthday is on May 17

by May 17 November 17, 2019

may 16th

all person born on this day are hot af

- I was born on may 16th
+ no wonder ur hot af

by happybdaykam May 15, 2020

May 31

International eat as many cookies as you like.

May 31st is international way as many cookies as you like day. I made this day because my mum said no to me eating a load of cookies. BUT NOW SHE CANT REFUSE.

by pls.suck.my.dick May 31, 2021

May 11th

Only the best people ever are born on this day they’re extremely pretty, amazing, and loyal.

Friend 1: woah when’s their birthday?
Friend 2: May 11th, why?
Friend 1: No wonder they’re so amazing!!

by Omueno January 22, 2021

Teresa May

A feckless non-entity put into a leadership role because leading the UK through a controversial period is political suicide. Too clueless to come up with a plan, too dimwitted to realise she is selling the entire nation out, too gutless to admit she should not have been allowed near a position of responsibility.

Teresa May is a waste of carbon.

by Void Schism March 10, 2017

May 18

National give hickey day

Hey it's may 18th.
Oh yeah national give hickey day.

by X.pan_pan.X May 17, 2020