Macaroni Ass

A worthy lazy person that collects sumplimental income and has nothing better to do with there time but hang out with their working friends

Matt is such a macaroni ass. All he does is collect his disability check and bother his friends while they are at work

by Angry midget October 24, 2018

macroeconomics

The study of MAAAA DIIIICK. Since it is so big.

"Hey girl, wanna go back to my apartment to study some macroeconomics?"

by jonah falcon April 21, 2012

macaroni slide

in skateboarding or rollerblading, when you fall on a ramp and slide down all limp looking like macaroni.

I did a macaroni slide when i fell.

by man June 19, 2004

macrophile

%10 of the population. A person who manages to get a fetish before they hit peuberty... about big people. A lot of them like feet. A lot of them don't. They're kinda weird.

Did I mention they're harder to get out of the closet than homosexuals?

Your brother. And that guy who spends most of his time near the water cooler at work. Did you know that YOU're a macrophile, too? I'll bet you didn't.

by The ANONYMOUS, Anonymous Coward October 22, 2006

macaroni in a boat

A phrase used when attempting to insert your foot inside of the vagina of an elderly woman. The feeling has been defined as some to feel the same as sinking their feet in a boat full of macaroni.

"I tried giving my grandma's friend a macaroni in a boat, but my feet were too big."

by urbanchewbacca123 January 26, 2017

Macronacular

from Greek macro: something that is large or long and Latin vernacular: household, domestic, native.
Adj. a person, usually of the female variety, who talks obsessive amounts; to constantly chatter; to over use large or complex words often.

We used to call her a chattering vagina; however, it was rude, so now we just refer to it as her macronacular.

by the woo March 20, 2015

macrofail

a fail so epic that it becomes macro large

" The stock market crash was a macrofail"

by Serjan B October 25, 2008