lazy asshole

an anal opening that does not open wide enough to allow the feces to escape into the depths of the toilet, but soon yields a massive turd.

That really is one lazy asshole. And to think that he didn't even plunge!

by truthiest November 27, 2010

lazy shoes

Any open-toed footware such as flip flops, shower shoes, or skimpy sandals that involve only sliding one's foot into/on quickly. It is a simple sole that is held in place by means of a single strap, or very dainty strap that slides between the big & second toes. Derived from the belief that the people wearing such shoes are too darn lazy to slip their foot into a real shoe, bend over, & tie some shoe strings.

Ginny thought she was so cool in her lazy shoes until she came running around the corner, one flew off, and she scraped her big toe on the concrete.

by Ivan Ivanko July 02, 2010

fucking lazy

When someone is too lazy to fuck a girl.

Women: Hey, wanna fuck me?
Man: Ahh man, i don't feel like fucking today.
Women: Wow, your fucking lazy! Hmph.

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lazy farmer

The sexual act of being in the missonary position but with the man so exhausted that he is completely limp, save for his penis and the few muscles required for half hearted humping. He also grunts pathetically near the woman's ear.

Zeke was so exhausted from the day's triathlon that all he had left for his wife that night was the lazy farmer.

by Scott Saxe February 02, 2005

lazy brain

of or refering to a person who, if they wanted to, could summon up the mental capacity to think properly, but won't even try.

Craig; "Jeez Joe, my roommate Still can't figure out how to work the TiVo"

Joe; "Well, I'm sure he not THAT stupid, probably just a lazy brain."

by Joe Henkelman October 04, 2006

Lazy Eyes

The vision you get when you are slightly buzzed from drinking and when you turn your head, it takes a few seconds for the image to catch up.

I'll be drunk soon, I'm starting to get lazy eyes.

by crimhawk December 01, 2010

lazy bum

an adult who is triefling, and does nothing but sit around9no job) all day with his/her peeps and plays video games; also still lives at home with his/her parents

My older brother is 29, he still lives with us and doesn't have a job. Therefor he is a lazy bum.

by DANIA August 29, 2004