jelly knocker

when you kick a girl in the breast as hard as you possible can and then you take a shit in the newly made crater

yo bizatch, fuck you, im so mad i's about to give you a jelly knocker

by Anonymous April 2, 2003

knockers

Hair accessories for little girls. A wrap around hair tie with a hard plastic ball on each end. The name was coined back in the day because little girls always get knocked in the head by the balls.

Mimi always hit me in the head putting knockers in my hair.

by Sup3rS3xy1 July 8, 2015

hob-knocker

some one who likes to have sex with animals

DUDE!! Shanara just had sex with that animal!! She's a hob-knocker lol

by jessabp June 17, 2009

prussian door knocker

when a man walks up from behind another man, sleeping or awake, pulls out his junk and slams it down into the face of the other man.

i gave jacoba prussian door knocker that almost broke his nose!

by ronniew October 18, 2006

clocker-knocker

a word to describe a giant male genitalia.

he's hung like a clocker-knocker!

by Brian Smith December 6, 2004

Slobber Knocker

1)very insane/intertaining occurence.
2) Sloppy, spit filled kiss.

What a slobber knocker this boxing match is!

Dude thats sick! He just planted a big slobber knocker on him!

by Adam Rage April 27, 2004

knob knocker

One who cuts off his own penis and smacks people with it.

Get that thing out of my face and quit being such a knob knocker.

by Shadowstone May 14, 2010