Ass Ketchup

The blood that pours out of a girls' ass onto your "hot dog" when you fuck her too hard.

I could tell she hasn't done anal before from all the ass ketchup on my dick

by RENNYFACE July 30, 2010

marry the ketchups

1. Buy two ketchup bottles
2. Buy toilet paper+black sharpie+smiley face stickers+tape
3. Wrap one of the ketchup bottles lower half in toilet paper then take
4. Apply the sticker on the upper half
5. Tape a peice of tape to the top, this will be the bride. . .
6. Cover the bottom half of the second bottle in sharpie

7. Apply the smiley face to the top half, this will be the groom
8. Grab everything put of the fridge

9. Put them all into rows on the table, with a pathway through the middle of the rows------ -------like that
10. Play some music akjdhdhdkqk
11. Run the ceremony
12. Take the cap off the bride and pour it into the groom
13. They are married
14. Mom just pulled into the driveway
15. Hide in your closet and await your death

"Sure mom I can marry the ketchups. . ."

by Disneyismyhoe January 28, 2020

ketchup packet

Widely believed to have been invented by Sir Isaac Newton after a detailed study of male sexual arousal, the ketchup packet involves the caressing twist of a man's testicles until they burst. Often, the scene can resemble a McDonald's after a five year old threw a ketchup packet against the wall. A 2005 survey estimated that over 9000 American males have had their testicles surgically reattached so that they could once again experience the joy of a ketchup packet.

"Hey Jimbo, this hamburger needs a little of your personal flavor. How about we bust a ketchup packet?"

by aksdhjgo;asujglksgj March 27, 2009

Ketch

The best American bike made.

I rode my Ketch at the park today

by Potato Skins August 7, 2010

Ass Ketchup

When your period is heavier than expected and it climbs up inbetween your ass cheeks.

I have a serious case of ass ketchup right now.

by SonicCroissant June 17, 2016

Ash Ketchum

A pokemon trainer who some think compares to the badassness of Alucard and Auron...these guys are obviously drunk...anyway...he thinks he's king of the world and never realizes the real reason why he's always accompanies by a girl on his journey. He also has a mom who some even think it a MILF, but don't belive them anyway!

Well well well, if it isn't Ash Ketchum...you must be stuck up...Ashy boy!

by Auron and Alucard January 28, 2005

ketchup taco

A Ketchup Taco is when a woman is eaten out while she is on the rag. A Ketchup Taco can either be given or received.

"Oh damn, did you hear about Brandon getting that Ketchup Taco?"
"Yeah, I heard that, but he got her back by giving her the Clown Face."

by SteveLeeMillipede February 18, 2005