angry jellyfish :]

thats me!
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on urban dictonary, im named angry jellyfish : , for some reason

by angry jellyfish :] April 8, 2023

Jellyfished

Considering a jellyfish's mouth is an anus and a mouth, it is only ethical to say "I'm jellyfished" rather than "I'm shitfaced" when drunk.

Guy: Broooo I was jellyfished last night
Guy 2: I know bro it was hilarious 😂

by Mad Definitions March 6, 2019

Jellyfishing

The act of two males scissoring which causes their testicles to mash together while the penises dangle freely, as would the tenticles of a jellyfish.

Hey bro, you wanna come over and maybe jam out to some Radiohead, grill some burgers, maybe do a little jellyfishing? Cool.

by Lady_mcdingus May 27, 2022

Brown Jellyfish

When a woman (or man) puts on a condom and their sexual partner shits on the condom and takes it off, and then proceeds to snort said condom and pulls it directly out of their mouth and repeats until the condom no longer has shit on it.

“Did you guys hear what Levin and Presley did last night? I heard they were just bored and did a brown jellyfish.”

by Foxracinghats February 1, 2021