J Clutch

The act of not being clutch, blowing it. Named after Jordan, hence J clutch
Lebron J clutched the NBA finals for the Miami Heat.
by Strokin August 05, 2011
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Drop a J

To drop a deuce so long that it curves to the shape of the toilet bowl, forming the likeness of the letter "J."
Dude, I'm about to drop a J! It still hasn't pinched off yet- get your camera!
by PseudonymSandyPants November 03, 2010
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J. Cole

I worship J. Cole
by nike9902 August 22, 2017
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J Mart

The ghetto indoor flea market where you can buy anything fom cell phones to choppas for the cheap. Located in Pine Hills "Choppa City", Florida
Just got me a fresh white tee and a dime bag at J mart.
by jkuiuy December 12, 2008
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J-Hoe

Someone who is completely obsessed with Jung Hoseok, AKA J-hope from BTS. Listens to Hope World at least once a day, and is often found fangirling over pictures and videos of their dance king.
My friend is such a J-Hoe. All it took was one baepsae fancam and she was left a drooling mess on the floor.
by Whatakoolkid May 26, 2019
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J Pen

Can be a ( noun ) or ( verb) if a person gets the nickname J Pen first this person inhales booze ( like a drink dumpster they will drink anything that you can't finish) they tend to have slutty tendencies(even their best friends will say they are b*tchy) and are hard to trust ( the kind that will smile to your face but at the same time try to molest loved one behind your back). J Pen can also be a rude trashy, slutty, or just plain nasty action.
Man last night J Pen got really out of hand she wouldn't stop touching me I don't think I will be inviting her out next time my girlfriend was pissed and I was too....

The action example: To trade a drink with someone after spitting your gum in it or ashing a cig in it. That would be pulling a J Pen
by Spendifferus December 26, 2010
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Tara J

Not everyone is fortunate enough to have a Tara J in their life. When you are with her, there is nothing else in the world that matters besides her. Tara J is a ridiculously beautiful woman and you get lost every time you look deep into her eyes. She is someone that is always wanting to make sure you are happy and your needs are met and yet asks for nothing in return. She is someone that you think about from the moment you wake up every morning to the moment that you fall asleep at night. You get excited and anxious just to have an opportunity to see her and simply hold her hand. Tara J is someone that you can talk with for hours about anything or nothing at all and you wonder where the time went. If you are having a bad day, Tara J is able to instantly make your day better simply by hearing her voice. She is someone that you can be yourself with and you feel comfortable telling her anything. You would do anything for her in order to see her smile and hear her laugh and know that you made her happy.

She is the person that you have waited for your entire life,and realize that the wait was worth while as you will have the opportunity to spend the rest of your life with her.

To know and have Tara J in your life is to truly know the meaning of True Love.
To know and have Tara J in your life is to know the meaning of True Love.
by mannm April 13, 2020
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