A Little League program teaching both the rules of baseball and fundamental school subjects. Little Ivy League teaches students/players to find the academic side of baseball. After three years of the program’s existence, there is now a waitlist. Teams include the Oxford Commas, Academics, and the Fly Beta Catchers. To quote the CEO of Little Ivy League, “We knew these children would do best learning the aerodynamics of the baseball before just randomly whacking it with a bat. And of course, we encourage our children NEVER to steal bases, but to ‘abscond’ and/or ‘pilfer’”
Mrs. Eloise Falsetto submitted her child into Little Ivy League so he could optimize his down time as a left fielder with a tutor. He is now top of the class, due to all the time properly spent learning since clearly those Little Leaguers can never hit the ball as far out as he was positioned.
by Professor Psuedonym November 14, 2023
An Ivy butt is by far the best butt ever, no doubt about that. It is thick, soft, and everyone wishes they had it in multiple ways. It is rare that someone has an Ivy butt without being named Ivy. If a girl is named Ivy she definitely has an Ivy butt.
If you are with an Ivy you are very lucky!😏
If you are with an Ivy you are very lucky!😏
Guy1: dude do you see that girls but!?
Guy 2: yessss that is an Ivy right there bc that is an Ivy butt!
Guy1: should I go talk to her?
Guy2: naw there’s her boyfriend there (making out) he’s probably an Ethan.
Guy 2: yessss that is an Ivy right there bc that is an Ivy butt!
Guy1: should I go talk to her?
Guy2: naw there’s her boyfriend there (making out) he’s probably an Ethan.
by Ms. Thick October 29, 2020
An Ivy Butt is the best butt, no doubt about that. It’s thick, soft, and everyone either dreams they had it or wishes they had someone with an Ivy butt. It is rare if a girl not named Ivy has one. If you know a girl named Ivy then she definitely has an Ivy butt, she is what it was named after. So just know if you have an Ivy, your very lucky!😏
Guy 1: hey dude do you see that girls butt over there.
Guy 2: yessss that is known as an Ivy butt!
Guy 1:oh hells yes! Should I go talk to her?
Guy 2: naw there’s her boyfriend now he’s probably an Ethan.
Guy 2: yessss that is known as an Ivy butt!
Guy 1:oh hells yes! Should I go talk to her?
Guy 2: naw there’s her boyfriend now he’s probably an Ethan.
by Ms. Thick October 29, 2020
Ivy Joy show is the most phenomenal woman you’ll ever meet. She is such a pleasant treat to the world.
by Cleopatra the great October 15, 2023
by Apemanape September 12, 2022
(N)
1)A place of higher education. That is at graduate level college courses. It is the complete show of higher class, and who you know. It is part of redlining, and frat lawyers who stuck each other off trading clients for jail times and favors.
2) graduated ivy league is referring to someone with experience, over 5 years but typically a decade, in IV use of drugs, mainly that of heroin. Some graduates even dry cycle in the week and no longer chase the dragon. The rare unicorn in the junkie world. As 10 years is a lifetime to some.
1)A place of higher education. That is at graduate level college courses. It is the complete show of higher class, and who you know. It is part of redlining, and frat lawyers who stuck each other off trading clients for jail times and favors.
2) graduated ivy league is referring to someone with experience, over 5 years but typically a decade, in IV use of drugs, mainly that of heroin. Some graduates even dry cycle in the week and no longer chase the dragon. The rare unicorn in the junkie world. As 10 years is a lifetime to some.
"Man I graduated ivy league. I hate this shit and seen it all. Friends day, lose everything to make it back, NA, etc."
Friend, "it'll be ok"
"Fuck you im a dope fiend no it won't be."
Who cares about lawyers and their ivy league. Its just one big circle jerk.
Friend, "it'll be ok"
"Fuck you im a dope fiend no it won't be."
Who cares about lawyers and their ivy league. Its just one big circle jerk.
by ForsakenMycelium March 23, 2022
by Kupid_love May 04, 2024