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The Internet

80% Porn. 20% Clickbait. 100% the main neccesity of humanity.
the internet is down! We're going to the Stone Age!
by The Great Squirrelini March 15, 2016
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Internet

Life...
You can love the Internet, and you can hate the Internet.
by Wolfgang Harvey May 3, 2017
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Internet

A series of dark caves, made up mostly of seven year old Minecraft players and forty year old trolls. Beware!
John: This creepy dude is stalking me over the internet.
Joe: hmm
John: Dammit joe!
by Mumflr Fumperdink January 5, 2018
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Internet

A stupid place where every kid goes to when they get home to jack off to porn and watch hentai and play retarded games
When i get home i will get on the internet.
Gotta see that booty.
by a really dumb dude March 14, 2019
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The internet

A dark and scary place full of incredibly horny people (TomSka, 2k19)
"We work on the internet, which is a dark and scary place full of incredibly horny people"
by Dalamanza April 12, 2019
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Internet

where bitter people with no social lives and a deep affection for cats and/or dogs gather to rant about pop culture
"God, Miley Cyrus's VMA's performance was -"
"Godawful? Yeah, I talked to some of my Internet friends about it."
by snoopdog October 19, 2013
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internets

A term originally used to mock Bush, but has degraded into a word hipsters use in an attempt to make themselves sound cooler. People who use the word are the peope who also use teh and le because quite simply they saw everyone else doing it.

This also goes for teh internets, the typed form of the word in which the is intentionally mistyped, so they can make themselves look like the largest douchebags possible.
Hipster: I was surfing the internets at starbucks...
Person: Shut up, you are a douchebag.
by Andrew Apocalypse October 19, 2005
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