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phantom incest

when you say you love someone like a brother or sister but still want to fuck them
sometimes i start to feel phantom incest when hanging out with my best friend for multiple hours
by evesdropper April 6, 2017
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Incest Evan

A person named Evan who dated his cousin and kissed that bitch like bro thats kinda weird.
Hey, that dude fucked his sister, we should call him incest evan
by Lil Carrotcake November 6, 2018
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Incest

I mean, I thought you weren't at laws yet...
Hym "I mean, the retard is a dependent and doesn't own himself. But as far incest is concerned, neither divine commandment nor self-ownership provide a reason for why it's wrong but they don't need to for one to be better than the other. And, of course, if you OMMIT THE INHERENT DRAWBACK of incest, it's harder to argue for it's wrongness. It's not any different than asking why is murder wrong if you're immortal (Tautology is appealing to the dictionary you fucking retard you just said not 10 minutes ago that if you appeal to the dictionary you lose automatically! Jewluminati Destiny?). The difference is the inherent drawback isn't baked in to one of the axioms of the philosophy you're debating. Self-ownership (on the otherhand) DOES provide a consistent basis for why things like slavery and prohibition and murder and rape are wrong. Christian populism (predicated on divine commandment) does not. Self-ownership does not need to be a perfect, all-encompassing axiom for it to provide the resolution for a greater sum-total of moral dilemmas than Christian populism. Which it does. I just demonstrated it. Neither can explain why incest and non-intervention in a suicide are wrong. Only one provides an explanation for why slavery, rape, murder, prohibition. And that's BEFORE law. Usually when you bring up rape to an apologist they cite the passage from the bible that says they have to follow the law. Slavery is condoned. Everything is prohibited."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2024
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Chester Incester

A person who preys upon young children within their own family for sexual gratification purposes
"My uncle preyed on my sister when we were younger. He is a total Chester Incester."
by Heavenlysinner420 September 28, 2024
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black fuck incest would cum in my ass

this comes from the ancient folk lore about the black man who would have sexual intercourse with his mother after a long day of hunting. he would always finish the load in his mothers bum when the sentence "black fuck incest would cum in my ass" uttered from his mothers lips. you would normally use it to describe a black man coming home with a food stamp who is so horny that he would fuck his own mother.
White man: "Hi buddy, let's go collect the monthly food stamps!"
Black man: "Cuuhhh, I already got it cuuuuhh. This is a good time for black fuck incest would cum in my ass and marijuana!"
by fukcer192 March 6, 2024
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Incesting

When you use crowdfunding for crypto investment, but actually you are stealing from people.

It is the opposite of investing.
Crowdfunding is for kickstarter, not for incesting.
by Raggydiann April 13, 2021
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Meme incest

When you steal a meme and share it in the same group you stole it from.
When a group member shared a meme I just posted this morning in the same group, I felt violated with my meme like meme incest.
by Sandmanwilly April 19, 2022
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