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Alaskan Pipeline

When a person poops in a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo.
Melvin: "Hey luke, I have something special for you!"
Luke: "Oh yeah daddy, what's that?"
Melvin: "Bend over, and find out!"
Luke: "Oooo, it's cold. Did you Alaskan Pipeline me again!"
by Eco Afela July 8, 2023
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Alaskan pipeline

The alaskan pipeline is the act of defecating into a condom and leaving putting it outside overnight to let it freeze only if it is below 32° fahrenheit or else it will not freeze.
In the morning you go outside and take your frozen feces in a condom and use it as a dildo.
"Tonight me and my girlfriend are gonna try the alaskan pipeline."
by Stoner._boi October 9, 2020
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nalaskian pipeline

when a female freezes her shit then takes it and masturbates with it.
oh my god im so horny i lost my dildo... (takes a giant shit) next day yes yes yes ohhh yes!

that was the best nalaskian pipeline everr!
by the big blumpkin June 23, 2009
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Philly pipeline

When you insert the contents of a Philly Cheese Steak into a condom and freeze it. Once solid the protected Philly is then inserted vaginally or anally. As the protected cheese steak approaches room temperature and softens it should penetrate both the anus and vagina simultaneously.
I have a really bad yeast infection because my boyfriend gave me a Philly pipeline.
by binzington November 23, 2023
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baby keem pipeline

Also known as the "destroy lonely pipeline".

This is an effect where future rappers and artists (or children of rappers) upload gaming content before they make it in the music industry.

Spouts from Baby Keem having formerly played Minecraft before dropping songs.
Saint West is bout to be part of the baby keem pipeline, he dropped COD gameplay
by DrShamrock September 2, 2024
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East Albanian Pipeline

(n.) The act in which you take a vacuum, and insert in said love ones asshole, removing the shit from their intestines and draining them entirely.
Dude, would you be interested in an East Albanian Pipeline?
by Bigwigglyjugger June 19, 2022
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puppet pipeline

A bunch of Deltarune AUs where you stack the Other Puppet on another one over and over, and then- Alright it's basically a game of telephone, except it's passing Kris and Spamton around whilst swapping them, each with their own unique soundtracks!
I love the Puppet Pipeline
The Pipeline's where I stay
If you don't like the pipeline,
That's simply just okay
I love the puppet pipeline,
It's filled all our goats
Making peak like 1.2.3..
To shove it down our throats
by dessertAfterDinner July 13, 2025
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