Dick and Ditch

The act of leaving/ditching after finally getting the one thing he wanted, sex.

M 1: hey man how are you and Sally?
M2: we don't talk anymore, I decided to dick and ditch.

by kfdx February 15, 2019

dick and ditch

When a man knocks a woman up and leaves her to care for the baby with no support.

Person 1: Did you hear about Lindsay? She had to drop out cause she got knocked up.
Person 2: Yeah, apparently her boyfriend did a dick and ditch.

by Awesomeness20 June 12, 2018

Blister Ditch

An infected, puss filled vagina.

She was super hot, but had a bad case of blister ditch.

by Tag Napson August 21, 2013

ditch pump

word used to describe the 4stroke engine.

"its just another ditch pump"

by S Byrne January 5, 2007

Ditch-jump

Similar to leapfrogging, when one drives a car in a ditch to move around a second car

Trenton’s trunk was in my way, so I ditch-jumped him.

by margophantom June 28, 2020

pickle ditch

a disgusting girl that gets around - hence her lady parts are the ditch in which many pickles have visited.

"Dude, I wouldn't hook up with Emily she's probably got a few STDs from being the town pickle ditch."

by Learn2ride May 6, 2015

Ditch wank

Ditch wank - meaning to pleasure one's self in a ditch with the use of a hand.

I.E - I just had an amazing ditch wank!

by crashandburnds December 14, 2009