Your mother

A person female who uses their looks and charms to manipulate their partner to gain material(sex, money, clot). A hoe does not love their partnerand the minute someone with better looks, money or clot comes along they abandon their previous partner and the cycle continues.
Victim: She/he left me for a guy/woman because he is richer than me
Friend: Yeah she/he was a hoe. It's ok, you're still a good person at heart. There more fish in the sea.

your mother is a hoe

by Mineblox3376 March 16, 2022

How I met your Mother

A really really really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY long sitcom about how some random kids listen to how their father met their mother. OR
A really long lecture cause you got in trouble and got caught doing something bad in the bathroom (next time, close the door and lock it)

Kids ima tell u How I met your Mother
Kids: Okay fine i broke a window...

by SomRandumdude January 5, 2023

Your Mother

someone who is fatter than a beluga whale or someone non-existent

Bob: Hey Joe, Knock knock.
Joe: Who's there?
Bob: Your.

Joe: Your who?
Bob:Your Mother! HAH

by YourMotherLOLHAHAHAHAHA January 5, 2023

your mother

is a big bozo that blocks literally highways and has never gone off that particular couch since 1985. It is very sad

person 1: give me an example of something big.
person 2: your mother

by Lonnyy March 6, 2022

your brothers a mother

A variation of the phrase "your mom gay". Everytime this is said, someone dies.

John: Hey Jerry...
Jerry: Yeah John?
John: Your brothers a mother lol
Jerry's dies

by ARagingHomosexual May 10, 2018

Your mother gunnar

The worst one of them all.

Tim: your granny a tranny
Bob: your mother gunnar!
Tim: 😪😣😣😔😔😞😞

by yeaaaok May 17, 2018

your biological mother

means 'your mum (mom)' but posh-er

person: your biological mother is so morbidly obese...
you: shut up

by Random Ghost :) February 5, 2024