id carrot that

i would guide that/lead that or i will help you with that.

positively entertaining :)

boy: i want to go to college but i'm not sure how
guidance counselor: id carrot that

by wrong.youre.dumb July 28, 2017

post-ides

The hangover after 2007 Ides of March. Often associated with too much March Madness partying.

yo, i got a mad case of the post-ides.

by bk girl December 15, 2008

Ids

A guy who constantly tries to start fights and annoys people. Will try to make you mad at someone else and often doesn't have many friends.

That guy is such an Ids. He's always trying to make us mad.

by swaggernaggerr November 16, 2016

id shit on that

That is nice

Ben: That is a nice car
Brad: Yeah id shit on that

by benni-boiii January 28, 2025

crocodile ID

To check the sex of someone when gender is questionable. As did Crocodile Dundee in the 80s movies.

I saw this "woman" at the club last night. I was going to give her the Crocodile ID but she left with some dude. I guess I will never know if it was a man or woman.

by Hoorah John July 17, 2023

id-mong

An unintelligent, ugly human being constantly saying stupid things. See also: Mongrel.

Andy, quit saying stupid quotes from the movie League of Extraordinary Gentlemen you id-mong.

by Eric Devlin December 13, 2008

Id Scan

An id scan is a professional picture of an id.

"I want to buy a Florida id scan".

by Grapics August 27, 2023