Homework

Something that teachers give you so that they can torture you, and is always eaten by dogs and copied by Wikipedia.

Teacher: You have to do questions 1337 to 7331 in your textbooks by tomorrow!
Student:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO more homework!

by schoolequalsboredom September 23, 2013

Homework

Something I, and by extension, many people around the world with better shit to do (like get shitfaced, watch TV, or masturbate) than crap given to them by someone else to take up their own free time don't ever do.

Homework: Pg. 359, Questions 2-51 in COMPLETE SENTENCES and TYPED (just 'cause my rag's hitting me today).

by Baelrog January 27, 2009

Homework

Teachers way to kick the shit out of you when they cant do it literally. "Here, ill give you 5 hours of homework even though you already worked your ass off for 7 hours".

Person 1: Hey do you want to hang tonight finally?
Person 2: No, i cant i have FUCKING HOMEWORK

by yea im not doing this shit January 7, 2011

homeworks

shortened form of "homework assignments"

Okay class, please pass forward your homeworks.

by Yea Yum May 13, 2005

Homework

What I should be doing right now.

Shit! Its due today?

Let me see your homework.

by thebeasty September 21, 2010

Homework

Unnecessary paperwork that teachers give out to try and estimate a student's intelligence

Teacher: "Class, take out your homework from last night on molecules"

Class: "We had homework?" *dumbfounded looks*

by tiffyjoan January 24, 2011

HomeWork

Homework is the stuff teachers shit out in your face everyday after class to make your life more miserable. Homework can be flashcards and studying to a 3000 word essay or book report. People might stay up all night to finish this just to turn it in and realize that they fucked up the whole thing and got a motherfucking F because they have stupid ass teachers that dont know what the fuck they are doing and too busy sucking eachothers dick. Homework is often referred to as stupid shit, and just made to lower your gpa so all the asians will go to college while your still highschool sucking the teachers dick just to get a D

Hey did you do your homework?

We had homework? FUUUCCCKKIINNNGGG SSshHHHIiiItTTt

asian: that homework was easy didnt you think?
white kid: i dont fucking know cus i didnt do that shitty 5 page essay for the book i didnt fucking read and used every page in it to wipe my ass because thats thats what i think of shitty school and shitty teachers.
asian: 0.0 ok...

by semen in my butt October 7, 2012