Homework

Something that teachers give you so that they can torture you, and is always eaten by dogs and copied by Wikipedia.

Teacher: You have to do questions 1337 to 7331 in your textbooks by tomorrow!
Student:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO more homework!

by schoolequalsboredom September 23, 2013

Homework

Something I, and by extension, many people around the world with better shit to do (like get shitfaced, watch TV, or masturbate) than crap given to them by someone else to take up their own free time don't ever do.

Homework: Pg. 359, Questions 2-51 in COMPLETE SENTENCES and TYPED (just 'cause my rag's hitting me today).

by Baelrog January 27, 2009

Homework

Teachers way to kick the shit out of you when they cant do it literally. "Here, ill give you 5 hours of homework even though you already worked your ass off for 7 hours".

Person 1: Hey do you want to hang tonight finally?
Person 2: No, i cant i have FUCKING HOMEWORK

by yea im not doing this shit January 7, 2011

homeworks

shortened form of "homework assignments"

Okay class, please pass forward your homeworks.

by Yea Yum May 13, 2005

Homework

Unnecessary paperwork that teachers give out to try and estimate a student's intelligence

Teacher: "Class, take out your homework from last night on molecules"

Class: "We had homework?" *dumbfounded looks*

by tiffyjoan January 24, 2011

Homework

What I should be doing right now.

Shit! Its due today?

Let me see your homework.

by thebeasty September 21, 2010

Homework

Good kindling and fire starter. Useless otherwise because it just recaps what everyone already knows besides the fucktards in the back row of the classroom.

"Hey Jimmy, don't forget to do your homework." says the teacher,
"Don't worry, I'll stuff it inside a molotove cocktail and throw it at the school." says jimmy

by Ethan Wolf September 11, 2011