Hilari

Hilari
həˈlerē
noun; verb (informal, slightly bewildered)

A person who instinctively retreats to their cozy mole hill of solitude, but somehow keeps getting roped into public speaking, presenting to large groups, or becoming the accidental center of attention. Think: hermit by nature, keynote speaker by fate.

Origins: Equal parts existential dread and caffeine

Common symptoms of Hilari-ing include:
-Nervous pacing followed by oddly compelling TED Talk energy
-Speaking from the heart while clutching a stress ball
-The post-presentation existential crisis nap

I'm... doing a Hilari this morning. I think lack of sleep really just blows up any inhibitions I have. Oh man. How do I get pulled into these things? I feel like I try to stay in my molehill

by OopsIPublicSpoke June 27, 2025

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hilary fact

A fact that has no basis for actual facts and can change in order to fit the current campaign or argument. Lacks morals and or basis in reality...

Hilary believes in gay marriage

Hilary fact

by Jayfedd June 10, 2016

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dirty Hilary

A Dirty Hilary is when a woman has been pegging a man, and as she pulls out he ejects a warm stream of excrement.

Oh my. Paul was enjoying being pegged until the dildo came out and he spread a dirty Hilary all over his fresh bedsheets

by GayWebhead May 29, 2023

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Heckin hilarious

Anyone named Jorge. Will always make you laugh. The funniest person you have ever met. Very adorable. Best smile award. Can make you smile no matter what.

Have you met Jorge? He’s heckin hilarious!

by Lscho4211 January 14, 2021

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