hideorous maximous

when something so ugly saying its hideous does not quite describe its uglyness

that shiiit is fuckenn hideorous maximous

by hippoppotomusss October 19, 2009

hideously tentacled alien robot

Someone who immigrated to the US around 2000.

... You are older than me, dude. If you don't know that expression it's probably because you have no concept of "good" because you are some kind of hideously tentacled alien robot.

by dickurbane January 20, 2015

hide it in the bunker

A sexual act between homosexual males. When a male inserts his penis in another man's anus, one would say he was "hiding it in the bunker."

His ass was so fine, I wanted to hide it in the bunker.

by MrsG Take it from me June 8, 2016

hideya

A crazy ass short female,who is also kind and like to share.

Damn that girl as crazy as hideya

by tj toronto December 1, 2016

hide-a-hit

A device made from one or more gas mask canisters in which to exhale when smoking weed. The military grade canister filters trap any and all smoke and odors.

A perfected iteration of the "paper towel tube and dryer sheets" model, and an absolute must for any DL stoner.

Kevin: "Man, how come Josh's apartment never smells like weed? He smokes ALL THE TIME."

Jake: " 'cause he always uses his hide-a-hit, bro. He invented it, after all."

by Mercynary(kik) March 7, 2017

Hide the Rum!

What you say when you really don't want to share your happy juice.

1: hey lets get ready for the party before the guests come.
2: k
1: so what to do?
2: Hide the rum!

by FYI Informing Person April 23, 2017

Hide N Cum

A SEX GAME PLAYED BY ADULTS. THE FEMALE HIDES AS THE MALE SEEKS TO EXPLOAD IN HER SUGAR WALLS REKTING HER PUSSY

"WANNA PLAY HIDE N CUM"

MALE: "READY OR NOT HERE I CUM"

by _DUDE-AWESOME May 17, 2017