Henry

henry is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. henry is typically freakishly tall and has beautiful hair and eyes. henry can be the love of your life within seconds of meeting him. Henry is like a flashlight in a room full of darkness and will always be there in case of emergency’s. he is the most sweetest and kindest person you will ever meet and will be shy and quiet at first but once you know him you’ll never stop loving him.

i love Henry so much.

by kaelin w June 23, 2019

Henry

His sick is about the same size as his body (about 3 inches). He also be lives his soccer skills can destroy anything and he is a massive sweaty nonce.

'Henry' who do you think you are?

by Hdoebsbkd December 20, 2017

Henry

The (very) short friend. Makes up for height in personality. Funny person. Dirty humor. Great friend.

“Wait, Henry’s here? I couldn’t see him, I have to look straight down!”

by HenryIsShort December 2, 2019

Henry Clay

An important figure in American History who never seems to die. Many say he is still alive today.

Person 1: Oh my God! Osama Bin Laden is dead!!
Person 2: But.. but... where will Henry Clay hide then?!

by bkue May 31, 2011

Poor Henry

When an inferior person referred to as Henry, is compared to another person.

I saw Brad with Jessica the other day. Poor Henry.

by Kajsjduehebi January 14, 2020

Martini Henry

A 45/577 calibre rifle used to slaughter natives since 1871.
Made famous at the battle of Rourke's Drift during the Zulu war in 1879.
During which the British Empire slaughtered 1000's of wog's, except at the battle of Isandhlwana, which we won't talk about.

There's a good fellow

by fat b'stard July 4, 2011

Henry VIII

(1491-1547) A King of England who began as a handsome, sweet-natured prince and became a fat, bloated, lecherous, ruthless, narcissistic tyrant whose split from the Catholic faith to divorce his first wife and marry his second can be felt today.
He married six times, first to Katherine of Aragon (divorced), then to Anne Boleyn (beheaded), then to Jane Seymour (died), then to Anne of Cleves (divorced), then to Katherine Howard (beheaded), and finally to Katherine Parr (survived).
To his credit, he legitimized the crown after decades of the War of the Roses (warring between the two branches of the royal family), but he is remembered today for his lechery and for abusing his wives and his two daughters in a futile effort for a healthy son; only his daughter Elizabeth I would be his saving grace.

After the death of Jane Seymour from childbirth, a new wife was sought for Henry VIII, reaching across Europe, but his reputation preceded him; he chose 16-year-old Christina of Milan first, but the widowed duchess (a great-niece of Katherine of Aragon) refused, saying that she would be happy to marry him if she had two heads. Henry next chose Marie de Guise, another young widow, since "as a big man he needed a big wife"; she rejected his offer and quipped that she may have been a big woman but she had a very little neck (in reference to Anne Boleyn) and she wasted little time in marrying Henry's nephew, James V of Scotland. Anne of Cleves became the first pick as other candidates made excuses or married.
Henry VIII seemed to have a liking for redheads named Katherine, since he married three such women.

Messenger: (to a group of young noblewomen) "His Royal Majesty Henry VIII seeketh another wife."
Young noblewomen: (screaming in horror and stampeding)

by Lorelili September 21, 2011